Jokes topic

Why did the golfer have a bad short game and bad recovery shots?

Because he brought a sandwich :mrgreen:
 
Reminds me of the Phoenix's take on Enda Kenny presenting a bowl of shamrock to Donald Trump on the latter's first Saint Patrick's Day in office. "Sham rock? Fake rock? How am I supposed to build my yuuuge, beautiful wall with fake rock? You're fired! So sad…"
 
I'm trying to get into university and they just sent me this via email:

8==D

Is this some sort of equation, a test to get in?

:mrgreen:
 
It was so hot in Beverly Hills, 
people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

Yeah.....that was bad :lol:
 
Im not sure non Irish people will get this because of the way we talk but...

Jamaica sandwich and Jamaica cuppa tea?

:mrgreen:
 
Don't worry some people won't get a lot of the jokes I make! :mrgreen: :oops2:
Like this one...

Why is an island like the letter T?
Because they're both in the middle of the water!
 
Ah clever :lol:

Why wouldn't Jonster bet when I said he couldn't reach the top shelf in the fridge?

The steaks were too high :mrgreen:
 
Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster!
 
Knock knock
Who's there?
Eileen
Eileen who?
Eileen'd against your wet paint
 
:lol:

Lol I forgot about this topic hehe

Why should you stand in the corner if it gets cold?
It's always 90 degrees.
 
I lost so much weight, that I no longer wait for the bus :lol:
 
The tree went to the count But didn't get the help that it wanted because it went to the wrong "branch".
 
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