You have symptoms of a Rayman fever when...

[The Jonster]

When your interests on your profile inch round punching, kicking, or slapping people

[Steo]

When thinking of happy slaps, which is a thing from the past where someone would literally get a friend to record them and then slap someone for no reason, reminds you of Globox

[The Jonster]

I want to be Globox for some reason

[Steo]

Mee too if I get to slap annoying people

[The Jonster]

I can't think of any annoying people in my life right now so I'll just slap my computer when I fail at a game.

[Steo]

When you make a sig just because of slaps

[The Jonster]

HAPPY SLAPS!!!

[Aaron]

When green gloves remind you of the Vortex.

[The Jonster]

When blue gloves remind you of the LockJaw.

[Aaron]

When red gloves remind you of the Heavy Metal Fist.

[The Jonster]

When an orange rocket reminds you of the Shock Rocket.

[Aaron]

When blue gloves remind you of the LockJaw.

And also the Shock Rocket

[The Jonster]

That too!

[Aaron]

When purple gloves remind you of the Throttle Copter.

[The Jonster]

When a left shoe by itself reminds you of the Crazy Shoe.

[Aaron]

When a person wearing a purple hoodie with a red hood reminds you of Rayman.

[The Jonster]

When a person with blue skin and webbed feet remind you of Globox.

[Steo]

When saving Peach makes you want to save Betilla

[The Jonster]

When killing Bowser makes you want to kill Razorbeard.

[Aaron]

When you dream about taming a missile with legs and riding it