Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

The fart also noticed it, and suddenly he says: "Holy shit I forgot to fill the car, we're getting out of fuel!"

1. This car needs fuel?
2. Damn, what should we do?
 
This car fuels with cosmic diarrhea, you need to take a shit in the tank quickly!

1. Try to poop in the fuel tank
2. Keep your dignity
 
You try to poop as hard as you can, but nothing goes out from your butt except a funny noise.

1. Damn!
 
The fart insults you of constipated faggot, and you two start arguing.

1. Tell him to fuck off and you don't need his help anyway.
2. Tell him you're sorry
 
As you two are arguing, the car starts going mad and slips off from the highway, falling down in the sky.

1. What have we done!?
 
The falling car crashes by breaking into a huge brass pipe.
You are in a stinky underground place, with a lot of strange people lurking around.

1. Where the fuck did we land?
 
"I know this place. We are in the sewers of the internet. Here resides the most odd and the most cancerous communities of the internet. It is quite large though, and I don't know in which part we landed.", says Ajax.

1. Investigate the place
 
You're at the beginning of a pipe maze.

You're in pipe number 0.
It splits in two at the end.

1. Go left
2. Go right
 
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