Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[LoveMetal]

The car engine starts making a funny noise.

1. Investigate
2. Ask Ajax

[Hunchman801]

1, because the others did 2 and I want to try the other option.

[LoveMetal]

The fart also noticed it, and suddenly he says: "Holy shit I forgot to fill the car, we're getting out of fuel!"

1. This car needs fuel?
2. Damn, what should we do?

[Reese Riverson]

2. Holy damn Hunchman what should we do about this far?

[LoveMetal]

This car fuels with cosmic diarrhea, you need to take a shit in the tank quickly!

1. Try to poop in the fuel tank
2. Keep your dignity

[Hunchman801]

1, I will NOT get stranded in a car with a fart.

[LoveMetal]

You try to poop as hard as you can, but nothing goes out from your butt except a funny noise.

1. Damn!

[Hunchman801]

1, I would push harder if I was given the option though.

[LoveMetal]

The fart insults you of constipated faggot, and you two start arguing.

1. Tell him to fuck off and you don't need his help anyway.
2. Tell him you're sorry

[Hunchman801]

1, I just gave birth to one of his kind and he's still shouting at me?

[LoveMetal]

As you two are arguing, the car starts going mad and slips off from the highway, falling down in the sky.

1. What have we done!?

[Hunchman801]

1. What has HE done!?

[LoveMetal]

The falling car crashes by breaking into a huge brass pipe.
You are in a stinky underground place, with a lot of strange people lurking around.

1. Where the fuck did we land?

[Hunchman801]

There's no number so I'll just 1 2 3 and hope this works.

[LoveMetal]

"I know this place. We are in the sewers of the internet. Here resides the most odd and the most cancerous communities of the internet. It is quite large though, and I don't know in which part we landed.", says Ajax.

1. Investigate the place

[Hunchman801]

1, is this Tumblr and Deviant Art over there?

[LoveMetal]

You're at the beginning of a pipe maze.

You're in pipe number 0.
It splits in two at the end.

1. Go left
2. Go right

[Hunchman801]

1, looks like I have to go full trial-and-error.

[LoveMetal]

You're in pipe number 1.
It goes left at its end.

1. Go left

[Hunchman801]

1, I should have read Harpic's play, now I know I'm gonna walk in a circle.