Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[LoveMetal]

You're in pipe number 2.
It goes left at its end.

1. Go left

[Hunchman801]

1, nevermind.

[LoveMetal]

You're in pipe number 3.
It goes left at its end.

1. Go left

[Hunchman801]

1 again.

[LoveMetal]

Clearly you've been walking in circle faggot.

1. Damn, I'm such a faggot

[Hunchman801]

1, fuck off by the way.

[LoveMetal]

You're at the beginning of a pipe maze.

You're in pipe number 0.
It splits in two at the end.

1. Go left
2. Go right

[Hunchman801]

2 obviously.

[LoveMetal]

You're in pipe number 4.
It splits in two at the end.

1. Go left
2. Go straight ahead

[Hunchman801]

I think it's a 2 again for pipe number 7.

[LoveMetal]

You are in pipe number 7.
It goes left at its end.

1. Go left

[Hunchman801]

1, I'll take pipe number 8 please.

[LoveMetal]

You're in pipe number 8.
It splits in three at its end.

1. Go left
2. Go straight ahead
3. Go right

[Hunchman801]

2 and I'm out of here, yeah.

[LoveMetal]

Phew, you finally went out of the maze.

"I think I know in which part of the sewers we are", says Ajax.

1. And what is it?

[Hunchman801]

1 please enlighten me.

[LoveMetal]

"Look at this obese guy who writes a swatiska on the wall, and look at this spotty one who is jerking off to the same Boxxy picture after all those years.
Does this not mean anything to you?"

1. I don't think so...
2. Of course, it's...

[Hunchman801]

2 4chan!

[LoveMetal]

"4chan my friend! Land of the anarcaps twitch raiders chad wannabes."
Suddenly, you are getting interrupted by a heavy robotic noise.

"Get pacified or die banned"

1. What is this thing?

[Hunchman801]

1 yes I'm 12 yo and what is this-