Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

You're at the beginning of a pipe maze.

You're in pipe number 0.
It splits in two at the end.

1. Go left
2. Go right
 
You're in pipe number 8.
It splits in three at its end.

1. Go left
2. Go straight ahead
3. Go right
 
Phew, you finally went out of the maze.

"I think I know in which part of the sewers we are", says Ajax.

1. And what is it?
 
"Look at this obese guy who writes a swatiska on the wall, and look at this spotty one who is jerking off to the same Boxxy picture after all those years.
Does this not mean anything to you?"

1. I don't think so...
2. Of course, it's...
 
"4chan my friend! Land of the anarcaps twitch raiders chad wannabes."
Suddenly, you are getting interrupted by a heavy robotic noise.

"Get pacified or die banned"

1. What is this thing?
 
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