Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

You got it right, it was the dark entrance to Deviant Art. With the car you start climbing a slope road, until you find a sign indicating the highway.

1. Let's go.
 
You're on the bright side of DeviantArt now, and you are close to join back the highway.
Still, there seems to be a lost furry chilling on the road.

1. Avoid him
2. Pass over him
 
*SPROTCH*
With furry blood on your wheels, you get back on the highway by entrance 208: DeviantArt.

1. Finally!
 
You're driving peacefully. After all, with a tank full of fuel, nothing could go wrong now.

1. What's this huge thing blocking the road?
 
"Mhh I think I recognize it and I don't like it", says Ajax the fart.
"It is a BuzzFeed crawler, it is eating everything that is near him to create shitty content for its website."

1. Can't we dodge it?
2. Let's fight!
 
"We could try" answers the fart. But he is blocking the whole road so we must pass between his legs.

1. Drive slowly between the monster's legs.
2. Drive fast between the monster's legs.
 
As you come in front of the monster, he opens his mouth and then s u c c s the air like a giant vacuum.

The force of attraction is so strong you get s u c c e d into the monster's mouth.

GAME OVER

1. Try again
 
You're driving peacefully. After all, with a tank full of fuel, nothing could go wrong now.

1. What's this huge thing blocking the road?
 
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