Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[LoveMetal]

You got it right, it was the dark entrance to Deviant Art. With the car you start climbing a slope road, until you find a sign indicating the highway.

1. Let's go.

[Hunchman801]

1 I told you to look for signs.

[LoveMetal]

You're on the bright side of DeviantArt now, and you are close to join back the highway.
Still, there seems to be a lost furry chilling on the road.

1. Avoid him
2. Pass over him

[Hunchman801]

2 EXTERMINATE.

[LoveMetal]

*SPROTCH*
With furry blood on your wheels, you get back on the highway by entrance 208: DeviantArt.

1. Finally!

[PluMGMK]

Not sure where we've been, but 1!

[LoveMetal]

CHECKPOINT

You're back safe and sound on the highway.

1. Let's drive

[Hunchman801]

1 yes let's drive.

[LoveMetal]

You're driving peacefully. After all, with a tank full of fuel, nothing could go wrong now.

1. What's this huge thing blocking the road?

[Hunchman801]

1 yes what is this-

[LoveMetal]

"Mhh I think I recognize it and I don't like it", says Ajax the fart.
"It is a BuzzFeed crawler, it is eating everything that is near him to create shitty content for its website."

1. Can't we dodge it?
2. Let's fight!

[Hunchman801]

1 because I got no XP or gold when I beat the previous enemy.

[LoveMetal]

"We could try" answers the fart. But he is blocking the whole road so we must pass between his legs.

1. Drive slowly between the monster's legs.
2. Drive fast between the monster's legs.

[Hunchman801]

2 though I fear I won't be able to dodge something.

[LoveMetal]

As you come in front of the monster, he opens his mouth and then s u c c s the air like a giant vacuum.

The force of attraction is so strong you get s u c c e d into the monster's mouth.

GAME OVER

1. Try again

[Hunchman801]

1 f u c c

[LoveMetal]

CHECKPOINT

You're back safe and sound on the highway.

1. Let's drive

[Hunchman801]

1 d r i v v

[LoveMetal]

You're driving peacefully. After all, with a tank full of fuel, nothing could go wrong now.

1. What's this huge thing blocking the road?

[Hunchman801]

1 h u g g t h i n n