Jokes topic

Post by **Steo** » Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:58 pm

Why did the golfer have a bad short game and bad recovery shots?

Because he brought a sandwich

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:03 pm

Why do people wear Shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Because normal rocks are too heavy.

YouTube · Post by **PluMGMK** » Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:18 pm

Reminds me of the Phoenix's take on Enda Kenny presenting a bowl of shamrock to Donald Trump on the latter's first Saint Patrick's Day in office. "Sham rock? Fake rock? How am I supposed to build my yuuuge, beautiful wall with fake rock? You're fired! So sad…"

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:36 am

Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?

It was icing on the cake.

Post by **Steo** » Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:50 pm

I'm trying to get into university and they just sent me this via email:

8==D

Is this some sort of equation, a test to get in?

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:58 pm

It was so hot in Beverly Hills,  people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

Yeah.....that was bad

Post by **Steo** » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:57 pm

Im not sure non Irish people will get this because of the way we talk but...

Jamaica sandwich and Jamaica cuppa tea?

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:30 pm

Don't worry some people won't get a lot of the jokes I make!

Like this one...

Why is an island like the letter T?
Because they're both in the middle of the water!

Post by **Steo** » Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:43 pm

Ah clever

Why wouldn't Jonster bet when I said he couldn't reach the top shelf in the fridge?

The steaks were too high

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:47 pm

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:02 am

Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster!

Post by **The Jonster** » Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:21 pm

Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano.

YouTube · Post by **PluMGMK** » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:01 pm

What makes RPC more a human orchard than a community?

All the leavers.

Harpic fraîcheur · Post by **Harpic fraîcheur** » Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:42 am

Nice one Plum!

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:50 am

YOuhouhouh! You stink!

CoffeeNeko · Post by **CoffeeNeko** » Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:57 am

This is a very funny pun and you're laughing your asses.

Post by **Steo** » Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:48 am

Knock knock
Who's there?
Eileen
Eileen who?
Eileen'd against your wet paint

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:56 am

Lol I forgot about this topic hehe

Why should you stand in the corner if it gets cold?
It's always 90 degrees.

Post by **Steo** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 8:05 am

I lost so much weight, that I no longer wait for the bus

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:52 am

The tree went to the count But didn't get the help that it wanted because it went to the wrong "branch".

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