I do remember a stupid Carlsberg advert on TV where a guy was speaking very basic Irish because everyone was fascinated with it. If the translations are wrong then Plum will have fun correcting them.
Basically he said stuff like:
"An bhfuil céad agam dul amach go dtí an leithreas?" - "Can I go to the toilet?"
"Agus madra rua" - Either "and a fox" or "and a red dog"
"is maith liom cáca milis" - "I like cake"
"Agus Sharon Ní Bheolain" - "And Sharon Ní Bheolain"
"Tá geansaí orm" - "I'm wearing a jumper"
"Tá scamaill sa spéir" - "There are clouds in the sky"
"Tabhair dom an cáca milis" - "Give me the cake"
It gets worse at the end when he literally says "ciúnas mbóthar cailín bainne", which is basically "quiet road girl milk".
I also know that "milis" means sweet, so technically it's sweet cake, but we don't tend to say that in English.
