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In Soviet Russia, you don't find The Bog of Murk, The Bog of Murk finds you.
Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
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Russia is actually the bog of murk
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Rayman is Sans.
How? It's obvious. Look at him.
He's always got that cool hoodie on. Always smiling. That same smile he's had for years. Don't you think there's something behind that smile? It's almost psychotic, isn't it? Like something snapped since Rayman 1. Menacing. Seems like the kind of guy who would keep smiling even in the face of death. Death. His corpse. What do you think happened to Rayman? We haven't seen him recently, have we? What, Brawlhalla? You think that's Rayman? Funny. You take one look at that... that, that thing and tell me it's Rayman.
No. He's been long dead, even before Origins. Why do you think it was originally planned as a reboot? They tried to cover it up later by making it ambiguous, but we know. Oh, we know. Years later, a man by the name of Toby Fox released his game, Undertale, to the world. What does this game have in common with Rayman, you ask? Take a look at both of their first games. What do they start with? Story. Why do you think that's the case, eh? They need to establish their world real quick. You know who else is real quick? Sonic. Yes, Sonic the Hedgehog, the one in Smash Bros. You know who isn't in that series? Rayman. You know who is in that series? Someone who also smiles all the time and wears cool clothes? Someone with strange psychic power?
Checkmate.
How? It's obvious. Look at him.
He's always got that cool hoodie on. Always smiling. That same smile he's had for years. Don't you think there's something behind that smile? It's almost psychotic, isn't it? Like something snapped since Rayman 1. Menacing. Seems like the kind of guy who would keep smiling even in the face of death. Death. His corpse. What do you think happened to Rayman? We haven't seen him recently, have we? What, Brawlhalla? You think that's Rayman? Funny. You take one look at that... that, that thing and tell me it's Rayman.
No. He's been long dead, even before Origins. Why do you think it was originally planned as a reboot? They tried to cover it up later by making it ambiguous, but we know. Oh, we know. Years later, a man by the name of Toby Fox released his game, Undertale, to the world. What does this game have in common with Rayman, you ask? Take a look at both of their first games. What do they start with? Story. Why do you think that's the case, eh? They need to establish their world real quick. You know who else is real quick? Sonic. Yes, Sonic the Hedgehog, the one in Smash Bros. You know who isn't in that series? Rayman. You know who is in that series? Someone who also smiles all the time and wears cool clothes? Someone with strange psychic power?
Checkmate.
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Rayman is Sans.
How? It's obvious. Look at him.
He's always got that cool hoodie on. Always smiling. That same smile he's had for years. Don't you think there's something behind that smile? It's almost psychotic, isn't it? Like something snapped since Rayman 1. Menacing. Seems like the kind of guy who would keep smiling even in the face of death. Death. His corpse. What do you think happened to Rayman? We haven't seen him recently, have we? What, Brawlhalla? You think that's Rayman? Funny. You take one look at that... that, that thing and tell me it's Rayman.
No. He's been long dead, even before Origins. Why do you think it was originally planned as a reboot? They tried to cover it up later by making it ambiguous, but we know. Oh, we know. Years later, a man by the name of Toby Fox released his game, Undertale, to the world. What does this game have in common with Rayman, you ask? Take a look at both of their first games. What do they start with? Story. Why do you think that's the case, eh? They need to establish their world real quick. You know who else is real quick? Sonic. Yes, Sonic the Hedgehog, the one in Smash Bros. You know who isn't in that series? Rayman. You know who is in that series? Someone who also smiles all the time and wears cool clothes? Someone with strange psychic power?
Checkmate.
This theory wins everything.
Rayman was actually created to promote the Ray-Ban glasses, that's why he is wearing sunglasses at the end of Rayman 1.
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How about the one of Rayman being in Smash this whole time as Master & Crazy hand(s)
Now we just have to figure out what's Master Core ! It looks like Hades' Hand from Rayman Legends... was it the real form of Rayman all along ? Then, it would mean that Rayman was fighting against his inner demons...
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This makes him a frute (frog-glute), but since it's pronounced the same as fruit, it's basically a pun and he's therefore named a fruit. This explains the strawberry quotes from Rayman 3.
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So that explains why strawberries taste great, they’re all actually multiple copies of Globox in the real world!
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Yet again, not so dumb. This idea has been discussed several times over the years.
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The reason Globox gained a skin of his original color in Rayman Origins is because he ate tons of strawberries after getting an enormous craving during the events of Rayman 3.
