Talking about electronics and resistors? You must be wired to the moons.The Jonster wrote: Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:42 pm Sorry, I just couldn't put up resistance in saying that. If only my sister at ohm would laugh when I joke around. Maybe if I amp up the funny?![]()
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That could be eggsactly the case here! Guess my brain isn't as scrambled as I originally thought! Who knows, maybe my future could look sunny side-up after all! 
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A guy was gardening for his dad got so stressed out over him nagging about it and eventually said to him "leaves alone!". 
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I pink you just blue the surprise!
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I play guitar, I'm very picky. Don't be fretting now! 
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There were plenty of car accidents yesterday. Now that is carnage!
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That pianist is always using my keys and they're sharp.
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This wood tool has bored me out.
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Sorry for bumping this, but I just thought up a pun today.
How do seagulls drink from the sea?
How do seagulls drink from the sea?
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I love chocolate and it’s hard to give up that I can’t stop “Snicker”ing at the thought of not eating it.
Speaking of which, it’s time for a Reese’s from my computer.
Speaking of which, it’s time for a Reese’s from my computer.
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People can barely see my phone's flashlight since it's not that "flashy".
Ok sorry I know that was bad
Ok sorry I know that was bad
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Leaf me alone for about tree minutes and I’ll be done branching the connection between my virtualbox and my computer.
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I'll tell Hoodcom you're slandering his character, that's right, I'll report you to a member of staff.The Jonster wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:40 pm Speaking of which, it’s time for a Reese’s from my computer.
I'm just gonna lay my cards on the table, I'm fed up not knowing which cards I have in my wallet that I don't need.
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What’s the matter, you don’t like peanut butter? Well how about almond butter cups? You’ll need more “cash”ew to get it but it tastes pretty good also!Steo wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:53 pmI'll tell Hoodcom you're slandering his character, that's right, I'll report you to a member of staff.The Jonster wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:40 pm Speaking of which, it’s time for a Reese’s from my computer.
I'm just gonna lay my cards on the table, I'm fed up not knowing which cards I have in my wallet that I don't need.
That might be too nutty...
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My dog is half bred but I prefer to buy sliced pans instead.
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Awww nuts, why didn't i bump this yesterday? Maybe I'll just, uh.... cashew in and hope nobody notices.. 
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I don't want to go shoe shopping but I'll just accept the feet.
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I remember representing Catalonia back in 2017 as a ship full of mutineers, with two guys wondering what to do with the troublemakers. The answer was "just Puigdemont to the plank" 
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Snap, I broke the dish I was holding! Guess I'll just have to peas it back together.
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I was playing golf and I had to improvise, so I used bread instead of a golf ball. I sliced it.


