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Steo
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by Steo Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:44 pm
The Jonster wrote: Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:42 pm
Sorry, I just couldn't put up resistance in saying that. If only my sister at ohm would laugh when I joke around. Maybe if I amp up the funny?
Talking about electronics and resistors? You must be wired to the moons.
The Jonster
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by The Jonster Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:13 am
That could be eggsactly the case here! Guess my brain isn't as scrambled as I originally thought! Who knows, maybe my future could look sunny side-up after all!
Steo
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by Steo Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:22 pm
A guy was gardening for his dad got so stressed out over him nagging about it and eventually said to him "leaves alone!".
R4Y_ANC3L
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by R4Y_ANC3L Sun Feb 17, 2019 1:13 am
I pink you just blue the surprise!
Steo
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by Steo Sun Feb 17, 2019 2:27 am
I play guitar, I'm very picky. Don't be fretting now!
R4Y_ANC3L
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by R4Y_ANC3L Sun Feb 17, 2019 2:30 am
There were plenty of car accidents yesterday. Now that is car nage!
Steo
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by Steo Sun Feb 17, 2019 3:32 am
That pianist is always using my keys and they're sharp.
R4Y_ANC3L
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by R4Y_ANC3L Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:21 am
This wood tool has bored me out.
Aaron
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by Aaron Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:20 pm
Sorry for bumping this, but I just thought up a pun today.
How do seagulls drink from the sea?
They take big sea-gulps.
The Jonster
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by The Jonster Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:40 pm
I love chocolate and it’s hard to give up that I can’t stop “Snicker”ing at the thought of not eating it.
Aaron
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by Aaron Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:43 pm
People can barely see my phone's flashlight since it's not that "flashy".
Ok sorry I know that was bad
The Jonster
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by The Jonster Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:52 pm
Leaf me alone for about tree minutes and I’ll be done branching the connection between my virtualbox and my computer.
Steo
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by Steo Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:53 pm
The Jonster wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:40 pm
Speaking of which, it’s time for a Reese’s from my computer.
I'll tell Hoodcom you're slandering his character, that's right, I'll report you to a member of staff.
I'm just gonna lay my cards on the table, I'm fed up not knowing which cards I have in my wallet that I don't need.
The Jonster
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by The Jonster Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:24 pm
Steo wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:53 pm The Jonster wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:40 pm
Speaking of which, it’s time for a Reese’s from my computer.
I'll tell Hoodcom you're slandering his character, that's right, I'll report you to a member of staff.
I'm just gonna lay my cards on the table, I'm fed up not knowing which cards I have in my wallet that I don't need.
What’s the matter, you don’t like peanut butter? Well how about almond butter cups? You’ll need more “cash”ew to get it but it tastes pretty good also!
That might be too nutty...
Steo
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by Steo Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:56 pm
My dog is half bred but I prefer to buy sliced pans instead.
The Jonster
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by The Jonster Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:05 pm
Awww nuts, why didn't i bump this yesterday? Maybe I'll just, uh.... cashew in and hope nobody notices..
Steo
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by Steo Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:07 pm
I don't want to go shoe shopping but I'll just accept the feet.
PluMGMK
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by PluMGMK Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:21 pm
I remember representing Catalonia back in 2017 as a ship full of mutineers, with two guys wondering what to do with the troublemakers. The answer was "just Puigdemont to the plank"
The Jonster
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by The Jonster Sun Aug 22, 2021 4:15 pm
Snap, I broke the dish I was holding! Guess I'll just have to peas it back together.
Steo
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by Steo Sun Aug 22, 2021 5:11 pm
I was playing golf and I had to improvise, so I used bread instead of a golf ball. I sliced it.
