Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

PluMGMK said:
Aaron said:
Globox was blue even originally, he only turns red for a short amount of time after eating strawberries then turns back to being blue.
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I actually prefer this to what the game says. :lol:

The strawberry costume in Rayman M was another variation on this theme.
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Me too haha :lol:

The Great Protoon is a giant myth to begin with, it doesn't exist.
 
The Magician was always evil. Mister Dark was trying to expose the truth about him, but he got frustrated and stole the Protoon to get attention. The "<3 Mr Dark" sign in Ales' office was just a smokescreen to make it look like Dark had been evil before.
 
Rayman is actually racist, and that's why he hates Mr. Dark and Dark Rayman. And he got rid of the pirates because of xenophobia.
 
We all think Mr. Dark is the true villain in Rayman 1 for stealing the Great Protoon, but it was actually Moskito!
 
Polokus is actually a far-right despot, who's managed to convince everyone that he's literally God. So, Ales was actually right about needing to get rid of him…
 
Mister Dark was just doing a science experiment, to prove the space-invariance of physics by moving the Heart of the World. Unfortunately, it didn't really work, and he went a bit mad…

Say, if space-invariance isn't true, then neither is conservation of momentum. :idea:
 
Globox is secretly named that way to advertise Roblox, while Rayman was named like that to advertise Ray-Ban. That's right, our childhood heroes are nothing but walking commercials.
 
Lums really exist and powered the time-machine used to make Globox a commercial for Roblox before it existed. :P
 
That's the reason why Poglox sounds close to Roblox also.
 
This time machine was previously owned by Nintendo who travelled in time to steal Rayman Kart's concept. The creator of the time machine was Vicarious Visions. After they got it back, they used it to steal the antigravity mechanic from MK8 to add it to Crash Nitro Kart. Then, Nintendo stole the machine and kept using it that way as a revenge, until Ubisoft finally managed to steal it and to use it to their advantage.
 
Rayman 2 was the original "Great Escape". Paul Brickhill also had the time machine at one stage.
 
The L'Histoire de Rayman was not given an English release so more people would buy French with Rayman to translate! :fou2:
 
When Murfy told Rayman about the combat fatigues in the Fairy Council in Rayman 3, Rayman only acted like it was the first time he seen it and knows nothing about it, though he did know all along, he just didn't admit it for the sake of it being first introduced to the player.
 
The Jonster said:
The L'Histoire de Rayman was not given an English release so more people would buy French with Rayman to translate! :fou2:
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French with Rayman is impossible to get because it's way too popular and nobody wants to sell it. :P
 
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