Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Rayman is an anthro eggplant.
Razorwife wears a wig.
Dark Globox is Taz (Looney Tunes) in Rayman universe.
Spyglass is the true enemy in Rayman 2 since he's the one sending robopirates after Rayman. Admiral Razorbeard only intervenes during the final boss, never participates but rants during the game.
Razorbeard is Razorjesus (see Rayman 3 Easter Egg inside the boiler in Hoodlum's HD and the character's T-pose).
 
okay
here's a few of mine:
Barbara is Betilla’s reincarnation

Annetta created Rayman’s species

Polokus only created the Glade for his own entertainment

Polokus is the true villain of the Rayman series

Globox has a deep backstory

The Green Teensy in Origins is the Grand Minimus in Legends

The worlds in Origins and Legends are the same place. Sorta

The Moody Clouds sunk into the ocean and with a few updates, made 20,000 Lums Under the Sea

The reason theres barely much story in the Rayman games is because Raymanian is hard to translate, thus, making it hard to understand what’s happening

i refuse to give anymore context
enjoy
 
MortisDoors said:
Another theory i have is that rayman has invisible kneecaps.
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I agree, why else would he run like a human? That's actually something I've had to address far too much when trying to ragdollise Rayman - do you give him standard bone structure for the limbs? If you don't, it looks plain freaky. If you do, the collision with his invisible limbs looks wrong. I swear it's impossible. You're right, he has to have invisible kneecaps.
 
I think it was said somewhere that Rayman does have invisible limbs which can be detached, there is that famous ad talking about his "huge feature". This always made me wonder if his d*'ck is invincible or can be detached, or even both, lol.
 
Remember these horned creatures in the first Rayman Raving Rabbids?
https://raymanpc.com/wiki/script-en/images/0/07/CantJump.jpg

We never knew what they are, where they come from, why they are with the Rabbids.

Well, I will tell you. They come from the Underworld.

Since Rabbids are stupid, they tried demon summoning to gain new allies.

But since they are stupid, they didn't manage to convince powerful demons to work with them. Only these lesser and ugly imps.
 
Makes sense, I guess, especially since we see more dimwitted demons in Olympus Maximus in Rayman Legends. :P
 
When Rayman was with the baby globoxes in the intro of RRR,he was hit by an apple and he went into a coma. The rest of the game was a dream,and he never woke up.
 
I have a theory that I've been thinking about for a few years, but it might make sense:
We are going to link Polokus with the Black Lums.

We all know that when a Red Lum gets scared it transforms into a Black Lum.

Polokus, as we know, was created from Lums. It is not specified what type of Lums, but they could be Red Lums or normal Lums.

So how is all this related?

When Polokus had his First Nightmare, he must have been frightened in his dream. Therefore, since it is created from Lums, that fear of the Lums had to take shape somehow, so Jano was created.

In short: Jano is Polokus's "Black Lum" counterpart

What do you think of this theory?
 
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