I got a bad bout of something that may or may not be Covid the week Taylor Swift was in Ireland. Most of the symptoms went away pretty soon, but it took me several weeks to fully Shake It Off
A homeless man goes to a bar and asks for a toothpick... The bartender, surprised, gives it to him. Five more come in and ask for chopsticks, until the sixth one arrives and asks for a straw.
-Oh, how strange! Don't you want a toothpick?
-No, we're out of chunks...
A Kerryman sat next to the driver in a car. The driver said "do me a favour, look out the window there and tell me if the indicator is working". The Kerryman replied "yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, no ...".