Jokes topic

[Steo]

That cake should never have been a lie, we all like cake...

[PluMGMK]

Eh, depends what type of cake it is…

[Steo]

I like chocolate cake, well I like a lot of cakes.

[PluMGMK]

What if it's covered in fish-shaped ethylbenzene?

[Steo]

Then someone else can play with fire and run with scissors.

[PluMGMK]

I got a bad bout of something that may or may not be Covid the week Taylor Swift was in Ireland. Most of the symptoms went away pretty soon, but it took me several weeks to fully Shake It Off

(True story btw )

[DaveRattlehead]

A homeless man goes to a bar and asks for a toothpick... The bartender, surprised, gives it to him. Five more come in and ask for chopsticks, until the sixth one arrives and asks for a straw.
-Oh, how strange! Don't you want a toothpick?
-No, we're out of chunks...

[Steo]

A Kerryman sat next to the driver in a car. The driver said "do me a favour, look out the window there and tell me if the indicator is working". The Kerryman replied "yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, no ...".

[Ambidextroid]

Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes on the side?

...

To scan da navy in!

[DaveRattlehead]

-The shit of some is the treasure of others!
+Dad, that's not a good way to tell me I'm adopted.

[Steo]

I don't understand binary, not even one bit!

[The Jonster]

That cake should never have been a lie, we all like cake...

If cakes can lie, then what can we trust to eat safely?