Unpopular opinions on Rayman

SilverLum said:
lyndo64 said:
We need a Razoff dating simulator.

MAKE IT HAPPEN UBISOFT :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
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Razoff looks at you longingly, breathing heavily as he laid on top of you. He had tripped and fallen while taking you out of your cage for your daily walk, but neither of you moved. There was no motion for you to shove him off, and no action from him to stand back up and brush himself off.

It had been three days since you first fell upon his mansion doorstep, muddied by the Bog of Murk. Your feet are shackled, and they clank around your ankle bones uncomfortably with even the slightest movements. At first you assumed the Count had brought you into his abode with the intent of having your hide furnish his trophy room, but the more time you spent with him, the more you wondered if much more was going on deep inside of his heart and yours. It started with a word to each other here and there, then to an exchange, then to pleasant conversation you would never expect from prey and its hunter. Perhaps....love?
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I both needed to see this and both desperately need to unsee it now befaure I get scarred for life. Thank you for this terrifying masterpiece. :hap:
 
Rayman Saturn said:
SilverLum said:
lyndo64 said:
We need a Razoff dating simulator.

MAKE IT HAPPEN UBISOFT :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
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Razoff looks at you longingly, breathing heavily as he laid on top of you. He had tripped and fallen while taking you out of your cage for your daily walk, but neither of you moved. There was no motion for you to shove him off, and no action from him to stand back up and brush himself off.

It had been three days since you first fell upon his mansion doorstep, muddied by the Bog of Murk. Your feet are shackled, and they clank around your ankle bones uncomfortably with even the slightest movements. At first you assumed the Count had brought you into his abode with the intent of having your hide furnish his trophy room, but the more time you spent with him, the more you wondered if much more was going on deep inside of his heart and yours. It started with a word to each other here and there, then to an exchange, then to pleasant conversation you would never expect from prey and its hunter. Perhaps....love?
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I both needed to see this and both desperately need to unsee it now befaure I get scarred for life. Thank you for this terrifying masterpiece. :hap:
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Happy to scar the Rayman community on this lovely day! Let's keep the trauma coming, boys!
 
Rayman Saturn said:
SilverLum said:
lyndo64 said:
We need a Razoff dating simulator.

MAKE IT HAPPEN UBISOFT :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
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Razoff looks at you longingly, breathing heavily as he laid on top of you. He had tripped and fallen while taking you out of your cage for your daily walk, but neither of you moved. There was no motion for you to shove him off, and no action from him to stand back up and brush himself off.

It had been three days since you first fell upon his mansion doorstep, muddied by the Bog of Murk. Your feet are shackled, and they clank around your ankle bones uncomfortably with even the slightest movements. At first you assumed the Count had brought you into his abode with the intent of having your hide furnish his trophy room, but the more time you spent with him, the more you wondered if much more was going on deep inside of his heart and yours. It started with a word to each other here and there, then to an exchange, then to pleasant conversation you would never expect from prey and its hunter. Perhaps....love?
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I both needed to see this and both desperately need to unsee it now befaure I get scarred for life. Thank you for this terrifying masterpiece. :hap:
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Oh no, the calamity of poor Rayman Saturn! Then again we had someone who called Razoff their waifu, so I’m used to it. :P
 
lyndo64 said:
I'm still alittle new, who's Birds858?
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A guy who was really active in 2018, who liked RRR and was convinced that the game's secrets could all be unlocked (which eventually they were, but only years later). He also claimed Razoff as his waifu, and probably contributed to the loss of Jonster's innocence :fou:
 
I don't know how to feel about someone call Razoff their waifu.
I see the appeal, but I have a life sadly :(
 
Yeah, someone eventually pointed that out. But before that we had someone here who claimed to be in love with Tily (no it wasn't me :mefiant:)

Anyway, she probably grew up, Rayman M was set a long time before some of the newer games in the franchise :hap:
 
PluMGMK said:
Yeah, someone eventually pointed that out. But before that we had someone here who claimed to be in love with Tily (no it wasn't me :mefiant:)

Anyway, she probably grew up, Rayman M was set a long time before some of the newer games in the franchise :hap:
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Was it the person who created the Tily fanclub?
 
No, it was way earlier than that. I don't think Simina-Cindy was in love with Tily, she just admires her…
 
I've heard of a lot of interesting crushes from the community. I think mine was the most embarrassing, honestly. When I was 4 I had this huge crush on Globox from Rayman 3 and I would stand outside the Fairy Council with him in the game and pretend we were on a date :cry:

lyndo64 said:
Unpopular opinion:
I prefer Isle of doors to Hall of doors.
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That was one cool little benefit to Rayman 3D!
 
SilverLum said:
I've heard of a lot of interesting crushes from the community. I think mine was the most embarrassing, honestly. When I was 4 I had this huge crush on Globox from Rayman 3 and I would stand outside the Fairy Council with him in the game and pretend we were on a date :cry:
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Honestly I see the appeal :lol:
 
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