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When Globox chews up the Silver Lum
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When you actually feel the heat while playing the Sanctuary of Stone and Fire :grrrrrr:
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When you're playing Rayman 3 and Globox dies of an overdose of plum juice
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When you're wondering why your washing machine is not loading your Rayman game disk..
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When Globox gets so drunk, he gets violent with Rayman and you have to fight him :sad:
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When you need to get drunk to get violent against the enemies.
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When you're so close to the RD's end, but you have completely ran out of ideas!
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When RD has ended
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When you participated in RD, but your contribution was so insignificant, it's not even worth rewarding you or listing you in the rankings. :noel:
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When you mix up the plums in the plum juice recipe with aubergines :fou:
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When you try to confiscate the phone of the baby Globoxes :fou:

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Mortamon Saturn wrote: Mon Aug 19, 2024 1:04 pm When you try to confiscate the phone of the baby Globoxes :fou:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgE1Ftm96cI
Let them have the phone Saturn!! that's so MEAN!! :nono:
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SilverLum wrote: Mon Aug 19, 2024 1:06 pm Let them have the phone Saturn!! that's so MEAN!! :nono:
Yeah! They’re just trying to enjoy Decord Ray on Frogmanpc!
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When you can't figure out ""the Magician"" was a bad guy in Rayman Origins. 🤔

SilverLum wrote: Mon Aug 19, 2024 1:06 pm Let them have the phone Saturn!! that's so MEAN!! :nono:
Hey, who said it was me!? :shock:
I'm not like the Rabbids keeping away their food! :mefiant: :hap:
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I was about to say that, but I decided it’d be funner to continue the joke
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Mortamon Saturn wrote: Mon Aug 19, 2024 2:40 pm
Hey, who said it was me!? :shock:
I'm not like the Rabbids keeping away their food! :mefiant: :hap:
I see that sneaky look in your eyes, Saturn! Look at the poor thing, he's traumatized.
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When the rabbids don’t kidnap you because you’re not interesting enough
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SilverLum wrote: Mon Aug 19, 2024 5:54 pm I see that sneaky look in your eyes, Saturn! Look at the poor thing, he's traumatized.
Why do you keep assuming the worst about me? :sad:
I don't starve Globox's children like those evil screaming marketable creatures... :tssk:

...I only starve the children of Ubisoft's NFT branch! :devil:

Wait, what am I talking about...? It's been proven by science that Cryptobros aren't socially -or biologically- capable of having offsprings!...




When you escape from the Rabbids' coliseum but you forget to save the baby Globoxes...
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Hold on, it REALLY happened!? :pascontent: :grrr:
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Mortamon Saturn wrote: Mon Aug 19, 2024 7:41 pm Hold on, it REALLY happened!? :pascontent: :grrr:
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Mortamon Saturn wrote: Mon Aug 19, 2024 7:41 pm Why do you keep assuming the worst about me? :sad:
I don't starve Globox's children like those evil screaming marketable creatures... :tssk:

...I only starve the children of Ubisoft's NFT branch! :devil:

Wait, what am I talking about...? It's been proven by science that Cryptobros aren't socially -or biologically- capable of having offsprings!...




When you escape from the Rabbids' coliseum but you forget to save the baby Globoxes...
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Hold on, it REALLY happened!? :pascontent: :grrr:
I think they are biologically capable, it's just that no woman wants to get close enough to make it happen. :hap:
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