You know you suck at Rayman when...

Well, they probably don’t mind, they’ve got billions in the bank from pictures of ugly monkeys anyway, so I wouldn’t worry too much about them :hap:
 
SilverLum said:
I think they are biologically capable, it's just that no woman wants to get close enough to make it happen. :hap:
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I guess the biological part depends whether they invest in those "Non-Functioning Testicles" thing or not :hap:


Greengoop said:
Well, they probably don’t mind, they’ve got billions in the bank from pictures of ugly monkeys anyway, so I wouldn’t worry too much about them :hap:
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Considering how many of them admitted going broke over their NFTs suddenly becoming worthless (worthless like "affording housing" as they proudly claimed when the NFTrend started :noel:), and confessed not understanding why ladies rejected them over their crypto obsession, I have some doubts :P



When you dance instead of stopping ""the Magician"" in Rayman Origins... :tssk:
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THAT TOO!? :pascontent:
Ok, who's in the charge in the writing in those games and have they ever played a Rayman game before!? :mefiant:
 
When you're not me, 'cause I don't suck at Rayman :bigup:

...What? You're talking about Rayman 1?

*runs away like a wimpy Globox*
 
Greengoop said:
The same guy in charge of designing the thick nymphs I’d imagine :noelnoir:
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Oh, I think I know the guy :hap:
*Serge Hascoët pulls up a picture of R1 Betilla*
"OK, les gars? See that limbless fairy from our game rated for +3 children? She's a fEmAlE character, so dress her like a bimbo and give her huge mammaries and massive thighs, and we need at least 5 more, because that's what I-... *UHM*! That's what the youngsters are into these days! And remember, just like anything that's not a bland shooter or open-world à la Assassin's Creed, "women don't sell"...! (Bruh never heard of Tomb Raider or Metroid ::facepalm::) Well of course, except when I-... *UHM*, when *we* make them hOt! 🤪"
*hits his own head on le table repetitively*
Hold on... Oh my god, it's all clear now! I think we finally figured out who the "yellow alien chick dude" guy was in the 2019 survey! :idea2: :noelnoir:

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When you're Serge Hascoët :beurk: :beurk: :beurk: :beurk: :beurk:
 
When Betilla decides not to give you powers because not even those could help your "skill issues."

(And just like that, I might have brought another topic back from the grave! :D)
 
When you can’t be bothered to escape your Rayman 2 prison cell and get globox to go on a world saving adventure.
 
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