You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Greengoop]

Well, they probably don’t mind, they’ve got billions in the bank from pictures of ugly monkeys anyway, so I wouldn’t worry too much about them

[Mortamon Saturn]

I think they are biologically capable, it's just that no woman wants to get close enough to make it happen.

I guess the biological part depends whether they invest in those "Non-Functioning Testicles" thing or not

Well, they probably don’t mind, they’ve got billions in the bank from pictures of ugly monkeys anyway, so I wouldn’t worry too much about them

Considering how many of them admitted going broke over their NFTs suddenly becoming worthless (worthless like "affording housing" as they proudly claimed when the NFTrend started ), and confessed not understanding why ladies rejected them over their crypto obsession, I have some doubts



When you dance instead of stopping ""the Magician"" in Rayman Origins...
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THAT TOO!?
Ok, who's in the charge in the writing in those games and have they ever played a Rayman game before!?

[Greengoop]

When you go back in time to create rayman in 1994, and when you come back he no longer exists

[Mortamon Saturn]

When you decide to not be a hero, and join the villains to... take over the world.

[Greengoop]

Ok, who's in the charge in the writing in those games and have they ever played a Rayman game before!?

The same guy in charge of designing the thick nymphs I’d imagine

[Hugo]

When you're not me, 'cause I don't suck at Rayman

...What? You're talking about Rayman 1?

*runs away like a wimpy Globox*

[Greengoop]

When you ARE me, cuz I do

[Mortamon Saturn]

The same guy in charge of designing the thick nymphs I’d imagine

Oh, I think I know the guy
*Serge Hascoët pulls up a picture of R1 Betilla*
"OK, les gars? See that limbless fairy from our game rated for +3 children? She's a fEmAlE character, so dress her like a bimbo and give her huge mammaries and massive thighs, and we need at least 5 more, because that's what I-... *UHM*! That's what the youngsters are into these days! And remember, just like anything that's not a bland shooter or open-world à la Assassin's Creed, "women don't sell"...! (Bruh never heard of Tomb Raider or Metroid ::facepalm::) Well of course, except when I-... *UHM*, when *we* make them hOt! "
*hits his own head on le table repetitively*
Hold on... Oh my god, it's all clear now! I think we finally figured out who the "yellow alien chick dude" guy was in the 2019 survey!

When you're Serge Hascoët

[Greengoop]

I actually really love those designs. It really shows how different it could’ve been if the graphic designer wasn’t a 40 year old virgin

Turns out 40 wasn’t old enough but I still stand my ground

[Big sof]

...When in The first Hoodlum ambush of Rayman 3,you fall off of Murfy

[RayGamer99]

When Betilla decides not to give you powers because not even those could help your "skill issues."

(And just like that, I might have brought another topic back from the grave! )

[Mortamon Saturn]

It'll be handy for Record Day!

When you can't wake up from the hammock in the intro of Rayman 1!

[Greengoop]

When Mr Dark takes pity on you and decides not to steal the Great Protoon.

[RayGamer99]

When you die so many times that Murfy has to complete the level for you.

[Greengoop]

When you have hire somebody to get the platinum trophies for you.

[The Jonster]

When you have to ask Greengoop to finish the game for you.

[RayGamer99]

When you drown after falling into water... in Rayman Origins/Legends.

[Greengoop]

When you can’t be bothered to escape your Rayman 2 prison cell and get globox to go on a world saving adventure.

[EdgyRabbid]

Rayman wants a divorce:( (not to me tho)

[DaveRattlehead]

When I wasn't nicer in Rayman 2