Rayman: The Board Game

I knew Rayman was devolving into SJW woke trash, like when Ubisoft removed Space Mama's beach pic in some versions because they hate beautiful women being sexy, and sent a cease and desist to Redemption through Twitter for the pirate lips! Next, they'll censor the nymphs and Barbara's inflated panty shots, and then Skops' lips and Rayman's big nose!! I won't support this Tumblr feminazi-infested franchise anymore from now on!!!!1!!! :grrrrrr: :grrrrrr: :grrr:
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(Let me tell you, it was hard to type this even ironically :noelnoir: )

Thank you for this rant, TJ kirk :chinois:
 
A new figure of Globox sliding on his butt was revealed. That's fun, and you can kind of pretend it's a reference to Rayman Arena?

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I voted for Desert of Dij for the same reason as Hunchman, but I also echo the sentiment that it's just a blander Band Land (Bland Land?) that I've never really liked. Maybe if we all make comments on the kickstarter posts requesting old stuff, they'll throw us a bone?
 
This new figure gives me more Origins vibes than anything. Which is still Ubiart.

Looks like Fiesta de los Muertos just won, and now it's a question of whether people want to see mariachis or baby dragon chefs.

Ahahahahhahahahahh!!!! :lol:
Imagine if mariachis were the next win! If that happens, we might as well brand ourselves the Rayman Legends Pirate Community and forget about all the better games of Rayman's career. :lol:
 
I voted for Desert of Dij for the same reason as Hunchman, but I also echo the sentiment that it's just a blander Band Land (Bland Land?) that I've never really liked. Maybe if we all make comments on the kickstarter posts requesting old stuff, they'll throw us a bone?
I agree about the Desert being basically Bland Land. There was some potential though, and I'm not sure what wasted it. Maybe not enough musical instruments and too many weird birds?
 
I'd be more down for listening to Desert of Dijiridoo music than Fiesta de los Muertos music. Too bad that wouldn't have changed anything since this was a poll for a board game.

A new figure of Globox sliding on his butt was revealed. That's fun, and you can kind of pretend it's a reference to Rayman Arena?

Oh I see the reference there, hehe. It would have been more neat if they had done it in that style instead of....well, Legends.
 
Jesus what hath mine innocent comments wrought xD

Moving onto this recent update, oh wow Globox sliding on his arse? My loins quivereth. -_-
Yeah, I don't wanna be an ungrateful arse, but there's far more interesting designs than just...that, surely.
 
They make us study enough of it in GCSE, it can't be helped 😅
Though in fairness, I was thinking more Calculon but tomato, tomato.

Tbf, Desert of Dijiridoos isn't a bad level by any means, it's more the aesthetical differences that make me prefer Fiesta in this instance.
 
They make us study enough of it in GCSE, it can't be helped 😅
Though in fairness, I was thinking more Calculon but tomato, tomato.

I don’t understand why Shakespeare is still taught AND important for GSCE in schools, considering Shakespearean English is such an outdated version of English and his plays are kinda mid anyway (and he most likely didn’t even write them :pascontent:)

Tbf, Desert of Dijiridoos isn't a bad level by any means, it's more the aesthetical differences that make me prefer Fiesta in this instance.

There’s no problem with it until the snakes come into play :oops2:
 
Haha, I had a feeling I was going to be off, old English isn't something I actually have decent knowledge of, appreciate the correction Plum! 😅
 
I wonder how they're gonna cram all those Lucky Ticket extras into the box, or will the extras get their own box?

I love the Lucky Tickets, I can't wait to see what's revealed next! :D
 
I did vote for the mariachi in the end, I think I just prefer them over baby dragon chefs. It's just all UbiArt in the end though. :hap:
 
I voted for the Desert of Dijiridoos because it's the closest thing to Band Land in Origins. Since we didn't get that, I voted for the Mariachis because I like skeletons and I think they look cool. But I just want my Electoons representation already, dangit! No excuses since they've been in at least two of the UbiArt games! And they better not forget their hair this time! :P
 
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