Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but they have holes and stains on/in them

I wish I could press a button and my homework is instantly done
 
Granted, but it tastes so horrible it kills you anyway

I wish people didn’t think conspiracy theorists are weird
 
Granted, but climate change suddenly speeds up a lot and nowhere on earth is colder than 5°c

I wish I won every argument I was in
 
Granted, but the house can also switch color randomly so you will lose your setting frequently

I wish I had an ice cold gin and tonic rn
 
Granted, but he becomes a mass terrorist

I wish I could immediately renovate houses and make money from it
 
Granted, but you always end up next to someone who is in the action of punching the air

I wish people didn’t hate other things for the sake of fitting in
 
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