Corrupt a wish!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they have holes and stains on/in them

I wish I could press a button and my homework is instantly done

[BlueGoop222]

Granted. Ur it only works for easy homeworks

I wish I could eat anything poisonous and still survive

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it tastes so horrible it kills you anyway

I wish people didn’t think conspiracy theorists are weird

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but they find them scary

I wish I could survive cold weather’s

[Greengoop]

Granted, but climate change suddenly speeds up a lot and nowhere on earth is colder than 5°c

I wish I won every argument I was in

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but it’s arguments you are on their side with just you don’t want do back down

I wish I had lazar eyes

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you kill someone and get a lifetime sentence in prison

I wish there was a record year

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but it happens the year after you die

I wish I had one of those cool scythes

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s in Fortnite

I wish I could switch the colour of my house whenever I felt like it

[Hugo]

Granted, but the house can also switch color randomly so you will lose your setting frequently

I wish I had an ice cold gin and tonic rn

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s so cold it freezes into a block of ice

I wish I knew how to code

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but you can only learn from old youtube videos

I wish Rayman was real

[Greengoop]

Granted, but he becomes a mass terrorist

I wish I could immediately renovate houses and make money from it

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but you can only sell them for £10

I wish I could get anything in any video game I want

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you get banned for hacking

I wish people cared this was my 100th post today

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but everyone congratulates you for hours on end

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you always end up next to someone who is in the action of punching the air

I wish people didn’t hate other things for the sake of fitting in

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but they would would actually hate it

I wish I could make flowers bloom

[The Jonster]

Unfortunately, they're piranha plants!

I wish time stretched out longer.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but 1 second now takes 875 years

I wish I had more time to post right now