Corrupt a wish!

[Pirez]

Granted : Kirby and the Magical World of Porn (feat. Adeline) is set to be released Q1 2025.

I wish I had good presents for Christmas.

[Hugo]

Granted, but they were all bought with your money

I wish I was a consultant on Rayman 4 lol

[Insert A username]

Granted, but Ubisoft steals your lungs

I wish my classmate comes back...

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but now all your other classmates dissapear under mysterious circumstances...

I wish I finally had time to beat all the video games I never finished.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the ending scene is a bunch of VHS clips of people being tortured and killed

I wish I had more time this evening

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you become my slave for the next 2 days

I wish my classmates werent brainrotted retards.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, they now act like they're from High School Musical.

I wish the laws of physics no longer applied to me.

[Greengoop]

Granted, now your head goes flinging off at trillions of miles per hour

I wish IAU did not use that deeply offensive word

[WPTheModder]

Granted, however they say another word that could or could not be potentially offensive

I wish that Rayman 4 would come out now. Just instantaneous. No warning.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it was made in 1 hour and is absolutely abysmal

I wish I was a cyborg

[EdgyRabbid]

Wish granted, but you no contorl over your robot parts..


I wish my kittens would remain small forever

[Greengoop]

Granted, they are so small, you can’t even stroke them! (Not gonna lie, you’ll prefer them once you’re bigger )

I wish for 1 million wishes

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but I get to use them for you, and for the first wish, I wish all the wishes you wished for were no longer effective.

I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any side effects.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but now water gets you severely drunk

I wish I was funnier

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but your jokes are very long and complex..

I wish i had a new computer!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s made in 1958 and has a high probability of blowing up your entire house

I wish my blazer didn’t smell weird right now

[Insert A username]

Granted, but now you smell like a super smash bros melee fox main

I wish Rayman was in smash

[Greengoop]

Granted, but he’s just a support character

I wish I had photographic memory

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you have dementia, so you cant use it

I wish my dog wasnt scared from the outside

[The Jonster]

Granted, but I get to use them for you, and for the first wish, I wish all the wishes you wished for were no longer effective.

I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any side effects.

Good, that way Goop cannot wish for having the largest number of posts on this community