Corrupt a wish!

Granted : Kirby and the Magical World of Porn (feat. Adeline) is set to be released Q1 2025.

I wish I had good presents for Christmas.
 
Granted, but they were all bought with your money

I wish I was a consultant on Rayman 4 lol
 
Granted, but now all your other classmates dissapear under mysterious circumstances...

I wish I finally had time to beat all the video games I never finished.
 
Granted, but the ending scene is a bunch of VHS clips of people being tortured and killed

I wish I had more time this evening
 
Granted, now your head goes flinging off at trillions of miles per hour

I wish IAU did not use that deeply offensive word
 
Granted, however they say another word that could or could not be potentially offensive

I wish that Rayman 4 would come out now. Just instantaneous. No warning.
 
Granted, they are so small, you can’t even stroke them! (Not gonna lie, you’ll prefer them once you’re bigger :wink:)

I wish for 1 million wishes
 
Granted, but I get to use them for you, and for the first wish, I wish all the wishes you wished for were no longer effective.

I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any side effects.
 
Granted, but it’s made in 1958 and has a high probability of blowing up your entire house

I wish my blazer didn’t smell weird right now
 
Ithasmore said:
Granted, but I get to use them for you, and for the first wish, I wish all the wishes you wished for were no longer effective.

I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any side effects.
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Good, that way Goop cannot wish for having the largest number of posts on this community :lol:
 
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