Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but now it has no fears of eating you and your entire family

I wish for 1 million posts and 1 trillion tings :bad:
 
Nope, thanks to Ithasmore all your wishes from here on out have been deemed ineffective. :P

I wish I could have pizza.
 
Granted, but in order to eat the pizza, you have to sit on it first.

I wish that I could forget everything about my favorite video games so that I could play through all my favorites for the first time again!
The Jonster said:
Ithasmore said:
Granted, but I get to use them for you, and for the first wish, I wish all the wishes you wished for were no longer effective.

I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any side effects.
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Good, that way Goop cannot wish for having the largest number of posts on this community :lol:
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I saved RPC!
 
Granted, but you forgot all the speed tricks and can’t speedrun them anymore

I wish dumb people could be proven wrong
 
What even is this "Rec Room....." :P

Ithasmore said:
Granted, but in order to eat the pizza, you have to sit on it first.

I wish that I could forget everything about my favorite video games so that I could play through all my favorites for the first time again!
The Jonster said:
Ithasmore said:
Granted, but I get to use them for you, and for the first wish, I wish all the wishes you wished for were no longer effective.

I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any side effects.
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Good, that way Goop cannot wish for having the largest number of posts on this community :lol:
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I saved RPC!
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Three cheers to Ithasmore for saving the forum from becoming a numbers spamfest! :lol:

I wish I could have some chocolate pecan pie.
 
Granted, however your chocolate pecan pie gets poisoned and you're sick for an entire week.

I wish for a giant present to be delivered to everyone's doors.

Edit: Okay, I was late to reply. Just corrupt mine and get it over with! :lol:
 
Guess Christmas isn’t coming early after all 😔

Granted, it’s a Quintilion pounds, it crashes the economy any you’re the only person not to get it

I wish i had the power to immediately think of a wish
 
Aw man.

I now grant your last wish, except now christmas happens every day and it ALSO crashes the economy and then everyone goes through the great depression... again

And then.. I grant this one aswell. You can think of a wish immediately, except you go crazy since all you can ever think about is wishes.

I wish that I could eat cookies everyday without consequences.
 
Granted, you eat cookies for years on end, and realise you never enjoy eating them anymore

I wish I knew what to talk about more
 
Granted, however you now cannot stop talking, unless you're in a movie theater. I'm not that evil.

I wish that my classmates would stop saying brainrot. :confus:
 
Granted, they stop saying the word brainrot, but keep using brainrot terms!

I wish I could find all videos I’ve been searching for since I was a kid
 
I think that's the worst corruption ever! It would be hell on earth....

Ahh, granted, however you realize they're all stupid and don't live up to how you remembered them.

I wish to be able to rewatch movies and feel like how I did when I first watched it.
 
Granted, but its only for the movies you hated, so you have to learn why you hate them all over again!

I wish I could get the portal gun from Portal!
 
That's just pure evil! :lol:

Anyways, granted, but when you make a portal, it's never where you wanna go. Perhaps you wanna go to the store? No, you're going to the Sahara Desert.

I wish for cookies again. But this time the cookies give me superpowers.
 
Granted, you get a singular cookie that gives you a singular, boring superpower!

I wish I had the energy to go get a drink
 
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