The Leptys Scepter Quest

however, I’m actually in the DotK right now! (Not even joking, I’m in stage 2, it’s easier but more scary than I thought it’d be :oops2:), so i noticed another similar looking guy on the way out and borrowed his sceptre! He must’ve not realised until he got home
 
Unfortunately it was so dark for him that he mistook a shock rocket for a heavy me metal fist, swinging at a Knaaren as it approaches. It takes back the scepter and eats you. Meanwhile I notice WPModder reaching the area where the scepter is and taking it to give power to Rayman.
 
Just as you take it, I finally noticed the shock rocket and used it to steal the sceptre! I used it to put bamboo in Jonsters nails and spit in the Knaaren’s eyes
 
Too bad when you directed the shock rocket back to Greengoop, it tore off Greengoop's flesh, and Greengoop had to go to the hospital to get it grafted back on. While you were in the ambulance I used the vortex to whip the scepter out of Greengoop's hands and then used the lockjaw to take the scepter back.
 
But when you tried to use the lockjaw to take the scepter back, I used my hoodoo magic to block it. I then took the scepter, yelled "See you in Rayman 4!" and teleported away to Polokus knows where.
 
You teleported into the lava in Olympus maximus, immediately killing you, and the sceptre didn’t teleport fwr, meaning when I came back to beat the level it was still there!
 
When you touched the scepter you were teleported to Circus Maximus, where you will have to fight a gauntlet of incredibly deadly beasts and foes while I sit on the throne,watch and sip wine while deciding your fate. With the scepter in my hand of course.
 
Rsandee passes out from drinking the wine and drops the scepter which explodes. The scepter later magically returns to the tunnels where I was waiting to pick it up and take it so I can fix my broken handheld systems with it.
 
Your handheld systems magically work again and you find yourself playing your personal favorite games with them for hours on end, not noticing I stole the scepter and took off into the sunset.
 
However, its actually the morning, and you run into a wall with a painting of a sunset, knowcking yourself out. I then simply walk over, pick the scepter up, and walk away.
 
I notice you at the wall, and I challenge you do a duel, however, I don’t have a weapon do you foolishly offer me the sceptre, which I run tf off with
 
You run away so fast by the time you reach your destination you don’t realize that I had swiped it from under your nose.
 
However, while walking away from the place you snatched it, you fall into a conveniently placed hole with me at the bottom, and hit yourself on thenhead, knocking you out. I then pick it up, and use the scepter to teleport me away from the crime scene!
 
Alas, 't was all but a dream. A dream concocted by your mind when you fell down the bottom of the hole first. You wake up and see me waving down at you from the top of the hole, scepter in hand, ready to use it as my personal backscratcher.
 
Well, while you two were tripping with your little hole or whatever, I laced the top of the sceptre with poison. Rsandee immediately starts disintegrating and confesses to 56 murders while I do a Fortnite dance on him
 
Fortunately for me, it is not possible to confess to anything while disintegrating. My essence fills the scepter, making it rebel against you and turning you into a frog. Bégoniax turns up, excited and happy as can be as she thinks you're Razoff and takes you home with her. Meanwhile I use my remaining power to rematerialize myself and conjure myself up some tiramisu to eat.
 
However, Bégoniax also somehow mistakes you for Rayman, and, still salty about Rayman destroying her roof, bonks you on the head as payback, knocking you out, and she takes the scepter for herself. I then give her a toad for the scepter, and go run amok.
 
Except Begoniax realises it was a toad, so she turns you into a toad and throws you into her cauldron to make her infamous "love" potion. I find the scepter just sitting there and wish for PluMGMK to appear and him the scepter to use him as a f-, uh i mean for safekeeping. :mrgreen:
 
As you sit there wishfully thinking, you realise the sceptre is missing from your reach! Too bad it’s been taken away to Belgium while you were erotically daydreaming
 
Too bad for you, Belgium is where i was waiting so your attempt to steal the scepter has no effect! I wish I could have unlimited cheesy-stuffed crust pizza with my favorite toppings for a year and Fifo receives the scepter from me to take home. :bad:
 
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