The Leptys Scepter Quest

[RayGamer99]

The good news is that I like Snickers, so I gladly scarf down the candy bar and hop into the portal. The bad news is that once you step out of the portal, the Armored Toad takes your scepter and uses it as a back scratcher. Fortunately, he disintegrates and drops the scepter after doing this; unfortunately, I throw the Snickers wrapper on the ground as you run for the scepter, causing you to slip on it and fall through the clouds. Meanwhile, I take the scepter, use it to call in Seabreather (who I had tamed about a week ago), and ride atop him as we head for the Sea of Serendipity.

[Giant Chicken]

However, as soon as you go to the Sea of Serendipity, Anneta Fish notices you, and not wanting to deal with the whole scepter fiasco, turns you into an anglerfish, and tosses the scepter into Mystical Pique, where I coincidentally just moved into after winning big on the slot machine. The Scepter neatly lands right on my front porch, and I simply walk up towards it and pick it up. I keep hiding deep within the mountains, peacefully watching the endlessly looping gears and pipes falling in that one area of Golly G. Gollem.

[Greengoop]

By sheer chance, I was currently playing that level and noticed i forgot a skull coin, so I came running back and guess what I saw? Ithasmore smugly holding the scepter! I decided to grab a gear and knock his jaw out, take the scepter and teleport to Moody Clouds!

[Giant Chicken]

You seem to be in the clear, until suddenly, none other than Sulukop returns! It turns out that I paid him 25 Lums to come get the scepter for me! He returns it to me, and I use it to turn myself and the staff invisible, before I go hide in Candy Chateau and play poker with Raynemesis and Mr Dark.

[Greengoop]

You foolishly decide to increase the stakes and bet away your scepter! Mr Dark then takes his hat and cloak off and I step out. I then run off to the Evil Monastery and disguise as a monk with the Scepter made invisible.

[Giant Chicken]

Luckily, since the scepter was invisible, you actually didn't grab it, and ran off with absolutely nothing! Me and Raynemesis then awkwardly stare at eachother for a couple seconds, and decide to call it quits for today, and I go get type 2 diabetes from eating the Candy Chateau.

[RayGamer99]

While you go see a Teensy doctor, I pop out of a nearby lemonade pool (still an anglerfish) and take the scepter you dropped with my jaws. I use it to transform back to normal and teleport to Ly’s Palace, planning to ask her about where the heck she was during Rayman Arena.

[Greengoop]

However, I made a truce with Ly where I said I’d stop bashing her if she watched out for any feeble humans with funky looking artefacts in their hands. While she notices you, she gives you a cryptic answer actually hinting at me to come and swipe it. I agree and teleport to The Caves Of Skops. Btw, the answer you got was shite

[RayGamer99]

Your teleportation was so loud that you wake up Mr Skops. Furious about another guy interrupting his sleep, he snatches the scepter and drowns you in lava (serves you right for bashing Ly). Later, I show up and put him to sleep by playing Piranha Plant's Lullaby, quietly taking the scepter and teleporting to The Summit Beyond the Clouds.

[Greengoop]

At the summit beyond the clouds, you notice an interesting molten statue. You are very tired so you decide to hide it within the statue’s legs. Little did you know it was me, slowly coming back to life! I use it to summon Reflux to kill you and use your body as a snowboard.

[RayGamer99]

Fortunately, most Knaaren aren't too well-accustomed to the freezing temperatures here (they do live in a desert), so he ends up freezing into a block of ice before he can do anything. With that over, I take the scepter and open a snow cone shop, using it to create infinite snow cones of varying flavors.

[Greengoop]

I decide to drug RayGamer99 into giving me his special “knowing which cloud the Scepter is hidden in” snow cone, which I use to snatch it without Ithasmore even batting an eye. I toss it into the river Ouse when I’m done

[RayGamer99]

Most unfortunately, this is all a dream sequence as a result of you eating one too many snow cones and falling into a food coma. I decide to close up shop for the day and teleport to the Desert of Dijiridoos.

[Greengoop]

I had actually got a building YouTuber to build a mini desert of dijiridoos in my garden! You mistook this for the real one, and crashing a bit too hard means you lie unconscious on the floor. I put the scepter in my cupboard with my old school books.

[RayGamer99]

Turns out one of those books was that book enemy from GBA Rayman Raving Rabbids. He takes the scepter and runs off with it, stepping on me and waking me up in the process. I then splash the book with water, making the book’s pages all soggy and causing it to drop the scepter. From there, I use it to turn you into an ugly garden gnome and teleport to Picture City to see one of Space Mama’s plays.

[Greengoop]

You think it’s ugly, but, because looks are subjective, I am seen as the sexiest beast in all the lands. (even more than I already am!) I seduce my way onto live TV and tell everyone at the space mama play I will make out with them if they get the Scepter off RG99 and to me. I realise the person who gave it back to me is ugly af so I turn myself back into a human before he notices and use the scepter to transport me to my private yacht one of my megafans when i was a gnome bought for me.

[RayGamer99]

Suddenly, me and the Giant Eel appear from the water. Strangely, it starts trying to sell you yacht insurance, which keeps you distracted long enough for me to take the scepter again and teleport to Olympia’s place in Olympus Maximus. Meanwhile, you deny the Giant Eel’s offer, prompting it to demonstrate why you need this insurance by smashing the yacht to pieces and leaving you out at sea.

[Greengoop]

Your teleport has ran out of energy and you can’t now! Fuck the yacht, I stare you down like you clutch the scepter like you’ve never held it before. I then use my psychic charm to gravitate it towards me, and I throw a rock in your face and gtfoutta here!

[RayGamer99]

If the scepter has ran out of teleport energy for me, what makes you think it’ll work for you? Needless to say, it doesn’t. While you contemplate how you’re gonna get out of this mess, I call for Seabreather again and ride atop him to the shores of Whale Bay, leaving you stranded at sea.

[Giant Chicken]

When you call for Seabreather however, he... Doesn't come? You suddenly remember that when Anetta Fish threw you two out into Mystical Pique, she locked Seabreather in a comically sized fishbowl! As you two stand there stranded at sea, an iceberg appears, where long story short, you two recreate the entirety of the Titanic. While on the door scene however, I ride up on a lifeboat, nab the scepter away from the two of you, replace the dead AA batteries it's powered by, and swim away towards The Barrens from Oneshot to gather supplies for my mountain home!