The Leptys Scepter Quest

Right as the iceberg appears, I jump and hold onto it for dear life. About three weeks later, the iceberg drifts to the shores of Coconut Island. I decide to take a break from this whole scepter hunting thing, and chill on the beach. You also happen to be here on vacation with the scepter, so the two of us call a truce for now and just take a load off… until Greengoop shows up on a Murray and dives for the scepter. The two of us kick him out of the way and toss him into the Murray’s mandibles, then I use the scepter to teleport us to Helena Handbasket’s cabin in the Mystical Pique.
 
We spend the rest of our lives relaxing, occasionally defending the scepter from whoever tried to steal the scepter, and grow old. When you're on your deathbed however, I snatch the scepter, turn back time to when the eel was selling Greengoop yacht insurance, and snatch the scepter from the past away! Now having the scepter from both the future and past, I summon every boss from every Rayman game, and have them protect me from anyone who dares steal the scepter!
 
I realise Ithasmore is unstoppable, so I have to be creative with my method. However, right as I was in the middle of my epic master plan, Ithasmore has become very corrupt. He is attempting world domination and is also making money in many ways. One was is to foolishly allow customers to hold the scepter for $1 per second. When I get the hood of it, I teleport to the distant future, high five my future self and borrow the scepter off him. Now I have 2 scepters, I manipulate your army and summoned bosses to bring me the third one. When I have them all, I merge them into 1 again, and now I am comparable to a God!
 
Naturally, I have to put a stop to all of this. To that end, I rally the heroes of the Glade of Dreams (Rayman, Globox, Ly, Barbara, Grand Minimus, you get the point) and form a plan with them. While the many UbiArt heroes take care of your army of bosses, Murfy pesters you so that you try to rain fiery meteors on him. Globox uses his rain dance to douse the flames, then the Grand Minimus, Goth Teensy, and Ly the Fairy use their combined magical abilities to throw the meteors back at you. Of course, you teleport out of the way, which allows Bzzit to sting you in the butt. Just as you are about to Thanos-snap him out of existence, Betilla magically handcuffs you, which allows Rayman to use his limbless hands to steal the scepter and... snap it in two? Finally, I take the two halves of the scepter and blast two powerful laser beams, disintegrating you and your army and putting an end to your reign of terror.

After all of that madness, Rayman entrusts me with the newly reformed scepter, now back to its original power level. I thank the heroes for their help and use the scepter to throw a saved-the-world party.
 
Save The World party, what a foolish move! As I was sitting and relaxing waiting for you to assemble your army, I was playing around with the scepter and discovered its magical power: to grant any person in danger a single wish! I wished to survive death, naturally, as I was (deep down) terrified of what you could put me through. As you obliterated my army. I just stood there and muttered “I’ll be back”. You didn’t even stop to check I was gone, you fool!

I decided to become a nomad, and rest at the top of Mount Olympus. I was about to forgive you and pray you’d choose the right path when I noticed… fireworks??? You were throwing a party? I jumped onto my noble steed and headed through the woods of light to your castle in Teensies In Trouble. There, I used my other wish I made when I was being attacked by a colony of rabbids- to have 10000 years of experience of everything! That way, I had harnessed the magic of nature and made a vine up to your DJ Deck (Playing Sonic 4 Boss Music). I quickly switched the song to Longview by Green Day and stabbed you in the heart with a pointy stick! I took the Scepter and travelled away in my vine. Using my third wish (I picked out when being forced to play Rayman 2 by The Jonster), I turned invisible and ran off to Mystical Pique.
 
Unbeknownst to you, what you had just stabbed was a very convincing hologram, and the thing you stole was simply a prop scepter; I wouldn't play Sonic 4 music at a party! (Even though its boss music is admittedly pretty good) In reality, I was also at the Mystical Pique to make sure that everything had gone back to normal. Once I see you visibly walking by with the fake scepter - because being forced to play Rayman 2 isn't considered real danger - I chuckle to myself and use the real scepter to teleport to the castles in Teensies In Trouble to check on Grunderbite.
 
Of course… I told you a fake third wish to keep you safe! My real wish was for Grunderbite to eat RayGamer99 on sight! I made it while being chased by him many a’moons. I had a vision one night while eating live goats that that was the right decision. Thus, he gobbled you up like a turkey bake and came to me, spitting you out. He also spat the scepter into your hands. I then decided to use the scepter to torture you in a dark web red room livestream in front of thousands of viewers. Ahh, and I was a celebrity! I decided to build an army and establish an empire united by the “entertainment” of my prisoner, RayGamer99
 
I watch this all unfold, still brooding about losing the scepter, and I decide... This has gone way too far. I decide that I need to put an end to this, I call up all my old poker friends, and we create a heist plan to steal the scepter. After a series of convoluted tasks I manage to finally steal the scepter, and erase the events of everything that has unfolded, back to when Hakura first got the scepter. I then steal the scepter before Adsolution did, and run amok.
 
I, a history buff, am utterly disgusted that someone would erase history like this. I need to plot a plan to get all the history back. I realise the Year is 7491BCE, so I recruit a tribe of cavemen to chase Ithasmore down and club him. They bring me him knocked out with the Scepter in his hand. I use it to alter history, or, in this case, bring it all back to me standing over RayGamer99 as he yelps in pain.
 
I, however, planned for this by bringing over modern weaponry, and easily take care of the cavemen via a flamethrower. Now knowing Greengoop wants to go back to this cursed timeline, I go find one of Greengoops ancestors, and... Take care of them, erasing Greengoops existence.
 
After Ithasmore erased my ancestor, my ancestor’s identical twin met the woman that my original ancestor married and they had the identical child that my ancestor had. So the timeline is nearly completely normal. I now know of Ithasmore’s crafty tricks so I make sure I steal the scepter very quickly with the use of a minecart and a wall forcefully removing his hand from the Scepter. I then begin to learn how to stay on a certain timeline with the scepter.
 
I realize Greengoop is still real, and decide to... Kick a rock. This however starts a butterfly effect that ends up with a massive boulder crashing onto Greengoop in the present, before all the scepter stuff had happened! I grab the scepter and bury it, no longer wanting to deal with the hassle of the scepter, and go tell the ancient cities about the Americas.
 
Once Ithasmore leaves, I appear from a portal, having escaped the red room and arrested Greengoop in my timeline. I dig up the scepter and, realizing what may happen if someone digs it up, use it to teleport to the Caves of Skops and throw it into the pool of lava, destroying it for good and ending this cycle of madness. Finally free from the unending chase, I go to Taco Bell and eat a bean burrito, content with the start of my new life.
 
Too bad the scepter is indestructible and immortal. So it magically ends up back in my hands. I throw it at BlueGoop222’s head and in his dizziness he states he’s Greengoop in disguise. So I use the scepter to magic away his Tings and then return the scepter to the desert. :P
 
However, before whoever "they" is comes, I come back on a boat, containing a whole bunch of people from around the world (It still technically is 7491 BC), and charge at the scepter! After a long battle, I eventually end up with the scepter, and quickly scamper on the boat and sail away!
 
What kind of wish would Ithasmore make with the scepter? Who knows as a typhoon suddenly appears and destroys the boat and the scepter disappears. It magically reappears in Greengoop’s bank account only to be sold off when it’s revealed he has no money to pay for the head trauma I gave him.
 
However I find my old Babylonokia and sell it to the buyer in return for the Scepter, then I brutally murder the purchaser and still have my Babylonokia! I then hide in my cave and build a Time Machine while I hide
 
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