Corrupt a wish!

Granted, you lock yourself in your room and create the largest build you've ever seen... At the cost of losing touch with everyone you know, having barely any muscle from sitting in your room all day, and losing touch with reality.

I wish that I was in a movie!
 
Granted, but you’re just the guy that gives the actors lunch, so you never show up in the movie or even the credits.

I wish that Banjo-Threeie was a thing.
 
Granted, now you have to be at least 50 years old to play the Bluey video game, and thats the lowest rating there is!

I wish I had an old gen console so that I could play Rayman 1 on a real console instead of emulating it on my phone!
 
Ithasmore: Granted, you now have the cutting-edge Atari 2600, with the groundbreaking E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial as a pack-in title!
Greengoop: Granted, but since they’re bootleg games anyone who so much as boots them up gets arrested.

I wish I had a blue t-shirt with the words “Globox Moment” on it.
 
Granted, but everyone in public mocks you for being unfunny and you are chased out of town

I wish my cousin wasn’t trying to plug his Xbox into my TV
 
Granted, but now the laptop’s energy is drained when you charge it.

I wish Diddy Kong didn’t get such a bad rap because of… you know.
 
Granted, now there is a serial rapist called kong and everyone associates him with diddy kong

I wish I could say no without being rude
 
Granted, now every one of their Virtual Boy games have been ported to the Switch 2!

I wish Rayman was a playable fighter in the next Smash Bros.
 
Granted, but now they’ve made your house their home.

I wish Wilkins Coffee came back, and Wilkins and Wontkins came back for its commercials.
 
Granted, but it can't plug into any of your devices, rendering it useless.

I wish Rayman Adventures didn't have its servers turned off.
 
Granted, but now you suck too much at Rayman 1 to enjoy the game and for it to be your favorite Rayman game.

I wish I could talk to aliens.
 
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