Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but it hurts like hell.

I wish i wasnt in love with a character from Cookie Run Kingdom (i havent touched the game since i was 12)
 
Granted, but now they are a highly generous company that makes terrible games, and has never made any good ones

I wish I had an expensive bass
 
Granted but they hit a virus that downloads extreme porn onto your computer in the code

I wish my friend just GOT ONLINE HE SAID HE WOULD BE RIGHT NOW
 
Ahh, timekeeping, the one thing that causes me to have meltdowns every now and then when dealing with people xD.
Granted, but it's to tell you they're logging off for the final time.

I wish I could summon desserts with my mind.
 
Granted, now there is a huge desert in the UK

I wish I could remember where I heard this one tune that’s in my head from
 
Granted, but you don’t know how to play shuffleboard, so it’s useless.

I wish Droolie’s Legends DLC released soon (if he’s reading this, then take all the time you need, I’m just excited for it :D).
 
granted, you have to go through the most annoying experience to download it (lots of adfly links and stuff like that)

i wish i didnt forget my goddamn guilty innocent questions :confus:
 
Greengoop said:
Granted, but you now forget your responses

I wish for a pet chicken jockey
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Granted, but whenever people see you on it, they can't help but yell "CHICKEN JOCKEY!" which annoys you for months to come.

I wish I had a functioning Standard Kart from Mario Kart.
 
Well you got a kart. Except it was a Pipe Frame!

I wish I could live in Mario's universe. I want to go Mario Karting!
 
Granted, but you get crushed by a thwomp on day 1 and then Greengoop steals the Scepter

I wish for a million wishes! :lol:
 
Your wishes start falling out of the sky and one crushes you. One also lands on the thwomp before it could crush me, saving me so thanks Greengoop for nothing! :lol:

I wish for.......
 
Granted, you are now cursed to spend the rest of your life thinking about what you want

I wish the DeathSpank time travel game was never scrapped
 
The Jonster said:
EdgeRabbit said:
Granted, but it hurts like hell.

I wish i wasnt in love with a character from Cookie Run Kingdom (i havent touched the game since i was 12)
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Just how many characters are you in love with or married to?
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Im only married to Rayman (and Ramon if you think about it) but im also in love with the Spies from Spy vs Spy, Holly Berry Cookie from CRK, Dr neo cortex and Ford Cruler.

Anyways, I wish i could draw a comic for Mad Magazine.
 
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