Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but it has to be exactly one million balls if you want to. And you have to supply them yourself

I wish I could pick when to terminate an earworm.
 
Granted but you get a new one every time you terminate the other.

I wish I had more motivation for making sprites.
 
Granted, you now have a miserable job at a sprite factory, at least you are determined though!

I wish I could post while I was outside
 
I wish I could post while I was outside
Granted, but since you haven't seen sunlight in exactly 4985 days, you melt into a puddle as soon as you step outside.

I wish i could get the Edith up role faster..
Granted, but someone replaces the normal picture with a weird fanart of her... oh dear...

I wish I had that flying machine that the Dark Teensies use in Rayman Legends.
 
So do I...

Granted, but they're all bad ideas that get you banned from the game.

I wish I knew how to play guitar, so that I could make rock covers of video game music.
 
Granted, but a glitch in the system mistakes your request for wanting the most wings; as a result, your house is overflowing with fried chicken.

I wish I could think of something to make with my sprites.
 
Granted, one second before you leave school

I wish they used the original sexbomb for the rayman sing video.
 
Granted, but it looks so bad that you have to destroy any evidence of it existing, which ends up with you deleting the entire internet.

I wish that my internet would stop being so terrible.
 
Granted, now it’s destroyed it ain’t terrible anymore!

I wish I knew how to search for lost Rayman media.
 
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