The Leptys Scepter Quest

You have a dream of me stealing the scepter, so you fortify it with extra defenses. You then have a dream of me getting through those defenses, so you build an entire maximum security fortress around it, complete with a dungeon... that you built around yourself. Now locked in your own jail, you have a dream of me teleporting away to the Dream Forest, which I actually do since I took the scepter while you were having the first dream!
 
The scepter hits me as I’m rushing to Mr. dark to challenge him. Insulted that Ithasmore would casually toss aside such a valuable object for the sake of a nap I turn his pillow into Sonic the Hedgehog and he proceeds to stab Ithasmore in the face with spikes for attempting to sleep on him and then beats him up. I then proceed to give the scepter to Greengoop knowing the scepter would be bring some omen and head off to free Rayman’s hands from Mr. Dark with my own natural powers.
 
Alas, this is nothing but a strange hallucination that you experienced after you ate something funny for lunch. As I said earlier, I took the scepter while Ithasmore was snoozing and right now I'm eating lunch with Bzzit and Tarayzan at the Dream Forest.
 
The moskito gets angry you called him Bzzit again, and decides to team with me because I call him Moskito. I put a bunch of techy stuff inside him and make him sting you until you’re blue as a berry. I then take the Scepter and use it to play around with your mutilated corpse.
 
You keep assuming that I'm mistaking Moskito for Bzzit, I know the difference!

Anyway, while you're messing around with me, the real Bzzit sees my corpse and flies off to get the Elixir of Life from Jano. Since he's out to lunch, the mosquito just pops into the cave and gets the elixir. Back at the Dream Forest, while you're making my skeleton do a dance, Bzzit pours the elixir into my mouth, reviving me! Now that I'm back, I thank Bzzit for reviving me and then slap you into the piranha-filled waters and take the scepter, using it to teleport away to the Menhir Hills to go walking shell-racing with Rayman.
 
Unfortunately, Rayman is busy with beating Mr Dark, since nobody actually defeated him yet! While you're riding your shell around, bored as jobody is willing to race you, I appear, and challenge you to a race, the winner getting the scepter! However, once the race starts, my shell zooms tpwards the finish, as I secretly fed him some walking shell steroids! Since theres technically no rule against this (even if it is ethically ambiguous), you hand the scepter over, and I run off to the Hall of Doors to repair some of the doors there.
 
You come across a spiral door with a sign next to it, reading: "Out of Order; can only be fixed with the Scepter of the Leptys." You decide to use the scepter to repair the door, but when you do, the door sucks the scepter into it and then closes! The portal drops the scepter off in Mystical Pique, bonking me on the head since I was scaling the mountain there. I pick up the scepter and use it to break my fall, then I teleport to the Sea of Serendipity to do some fishing.
 
I see RayGamer99 there and take the scepter from him, as I have been having trouble getting some fish for the past few hours and offer to get one for him. After one try I snag a really big fish. Unfortunately it was too strong and I accidentally lose the scepter in the water. Sorry about that!
 
Jonster pays me 10000 tings for me to get the Scepter from the water. I do after a good few hours of swimming and searching and I come back up. I see he is hesitant to give me the tings so I say “pay up mf”, but he doesn’t accept. Thus, I challenge him to a boxing match for all his 888885 tings. I put my 35 on the table as well. After twelve swift knuckle sandwiches to the face, Jonster is lying unconscious on the floor, and I’m the owner of 888920 tings! And a nice ol’ Scepter of course. I do Fortnite emotes over him for a good hour whilst the audience chants “Jonster Sucks” and “Go! Goop! Go!” Whilst excessively cheering. When he wakes up, I hit him with a frying pan and scamper off.
 
While Greengoop is cheering and gloating, I secretly get up, wondering why I have a burn to my head. Knowing Greengoop tried to steal all my Tings that I rightfully earned, I take the scepter's fake bottom and take it out revealing a knife. I take this knife out and stab him with the knife. Then I order the guards to close the doors and gates to the building while I decide to have a killing spree with the knife and murder all the fans who were insulting my natural god powers.

By the time I leave the arena there's a bunch of dead bodies on the floor. I had the Teletubbies come in and shit eggplants and greenbottles and sit on Greengoop's **** while I head out of the arena to move on with my life while pawning off the scepter to Ithasmore since he wanted me to get it for him.
 
I barely survive and scurry over to Ithasmore. He takes pity on me and trusts me I’ll give the Scepter back after I kick Jonster’s arse. I use it to repair myself and even get sum sexy new muscles, and I summon a silver scythe out of thin air. I give it back to Ithasmore and fly jump to Jonster. Whilst he is killing innocents, I hook his head around my neck and it goes flying off. I then teleport to the Tily hate club lounge and replace all pictures of Tily’s decapitated head with Jonster’s.
 
Unfortunately he sickles a shadow clone, which disperses while he's not looking, and I get away. Realising that he wasn't going to be giving back the scepter anytime soon, Ithasmore teleports to the Tily hate club lounge and kicks Greengoop in the gut, causing him to drop the scepter. Ithasmore takes the scepter and replaces the Jonster's head with Greengoop's and then slices his head off with the same silver scythe and goes home after dealing the karma out.
 
I am furious so I call all 1365 members of the Tily hate club (hey, you defaced their artwork) up so we can kick ithasmore. We surround him in the alleyway with shotguns and all fire at once, making his corpse go unrecognisable. We then high five each other and I grab the Scepter, y’know, as celebration.
 
Upon seeing this, I gather all 7426395180 members of the Ly lovers' club and the Murfy lovers' club to revive Ithasmore and rip Greengoop a new one for defacing a precious member of the fairy family. I then hand back the scepter to Ly and leave the scene, my work done.
 
I am furious that i have been assaulted by this many people, so I call the 3 members of the Murfy Hate Club and the 1 members of the Ly Hate Club to assault Jonster. There are, of course, many deaths since it was supposed to be a small alleyway in Chicago, but in the end we lose both him and the Scepter in the huge maze of angry Murfy/Ly haters.
 
Yes you did lose me, due to my natural ability to escape silently. As a result your members turn on you realising you sucked and beat the crap out of you for letting me escape. :lol:

Meanwhile, I am currently racing Sonic the Hedgehog through the Mysterious Lost World with th scepter in my pocket.
 
I report you to the moderation team for editing my post, so they bring their tanks to the magical lost sonic world and fire them at you. They also swipe all the tings you have made with your one to three letter posts over the years and give me the Scepter out of personal request 8)
 
The moderation team, however, turns around and permanently bans you from the forum so you can no longer post here and they delete all your spammy posts which consist of...roughly 98.6% of your posting so not only are you banned but you lose the title of "most tings" and "most posts" in a day for 2025. You beg to be admitted back to RPC and offer up the Scepter as compensation. They accept but reduce you to be a new member again with no posts and no Tings. And you can only post 5 times a day! Meanwhile, I find another Leptys scepter in the Lost World and use it to wipe the moderation members' memories. :bad:
 
As a deprived electoon I seek revenge on Jonster. I firstly go to a training camp where I rise up the ranks and get a tank-driving licence and an army commanding license. I then join the British Army as a general and launch an invasion of wherever in Texas The Jonster lives. Due to it being an America I get a lot of positive press. I then become leader of the army and enroll in politics school. After I get a Masters+++ degree, I decide to become Prime Minister of the UK, then President of the US, getting 99.9% of the vote each time. Then, I build the Tower of Babel and go to heaven, where God promotes me to the leader of the army of heaven, and then I become his Co-lead. Now I am unstoppable, so I make quick work of Jonster with a half broken feather and take the Scepter for myself. I also replace God and now I’m the most powerful thing in and out of the universe, and I’m still gaining power to this day!
 
Thankfully, I pulled a Globox and passed my old name to BlueGoop222, who the supposed "god" really finished off. Suddenly he realised accidentally offed himself, so he loses some of his power due to it being a clone of himself. How do I know this? Because i secretly snooped around a certain property using a remote-controlled drone and discovered Greengoop's biggest weaknesses. His numerous accounts that he secretly uses to post here and teaming up with other people against him! I relay this information to the rebels and they take the opoprtunity to steal the scepter and wish for everything to return to normal, with me returning to being chaotic good and not the chaotic evil I was horribly mislabelled as by the cruel evil tyrant Greengoop.
 
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