The Leptys Scepter Quest

I remember what Jonster did to me years in the future, so I decide that revenge is due where revenge is due! I unite both Cobdgoop and Ukgoop into one ultimate skeleton warrior, and I get an army to invade both Ramer99 and Thonster’s houses! I get the Scepter, somehow, as well.
 
Unfortunately Thonster’s house was rigged with a trap. Suddenly a laser projection of a ninja shows up out of nowhere and uses its sword to slice your ultimate skeleton warrior to pieces and the scepter ends up in its hands. In then phases out, as it’s only a security system leaving the true location of the scepter unknown.
 
The true location of the Scepter was in Greengoop’s bed. I respawn in my bed and pick it up, then I use it to move my house to the South of France where TJ won’t expect it to be.
 
I happen to be racing in Paris Promenade at the moment. Suddenly Greengoop’s house appears out of nowhere and while I manage to avoid it, all the other racers crash into his house, destroying it and causing a major accident while I win the race. My rivals, all angry, beat you to a pulp with green and red shells and the scepter is taken from you in the proceeds
 
I’m now a pulp, my true form! I slide under Jonster’s feet and suck him up (NOT IN THAT WAY ONG). I find the scepter in an… interesting location and use it to switch bodies with him.
 
Clearly, you didn't know which rival of mine had the scepter so you unfortunately you switch bodies with an angry spiked turtle, who luckily had the scepter. Unfortunately the turtle summons his minions to beat you up again and use the scepter to force you two to switch back, then he evaporates you out of existence with his fire breath.
 
My body has fully recovered so I can fight for my Scepter back! After a really long and gruesome fight scene, I am on a huge pile of dead bodies with the Scepter, playing with the skin at the end of my bloodsoaked finger :bad:
 
Except the dead bodies on the ground suddenly come back to life as undead turtles! You try to kill them again, only for them to reform and they soon pounce on you and choke you out. Meanwhile I realize my gold trophy had an opening inside as I’m driving up the Maple Treeway. I stop to open it and realize another scepter was inside! A prize perhaps??
 
You walk back to your homeland, and I’m hazily walking back home. I spot you playing with your Scepter and I swap it for a turtle shell when you’re not paying attention! You get back home and try to hex me, but you realise and yell in outrage!
 
I give up on the scepter for the day but throw the shell at you, which luckily was blue and spiny. So it naturally homed in on whoever had the prize. Seeing the blue explosion from afar, I head home satisfied and give my friends a call for our next race down a road of rainbows.
 
I jump out of the shell just as it flies onto Greengoop and explodes; turns out I had rented it out for the week as a hotel. After getting my bearings, I take the scepter from him while he’s unconscious, then I walk up to Jonster and tell him about what happened, demanding 5000 coins as repayment. Since he doesn’t have that kind of dough, I cast a spell on him that decreases his steering ability by 5000% (1% for each coin he owes me) and permanently disables Smart Steering. I tell him that he has until next week, the day of the Rainbow Road race, to repay me so that I can cleanse the curse on him; if not, then… let’s just say Lakitu will be working overtime. :bad: While Jonster starts scrambling to find some coins, I wish him a good day and go off to negotiate with Nintendo to add a Talking Flower and Boom Boom to Mario Kart World as playable characters.
 
However, guess who now owns Nintendo? Me! My capitalistic ventures have been so succesful that I have bought Nintendo, and turned it back into a playing card company to supply my casinos! I demand the scepter in order to continue development of Nintendo's franchises and consoles, which you agree to, handing over the scepter. Once I take it back to the office and use it to make the Switch 2 actually worth the money, before going to the underwater mansion I recently bought, which is eerily similar to the one from Rayman Legends... Must be a coincidence.
 
You bought it from me in fact, for 5000 coins! Thankfully just before my race begins! So now I hand the coins over to RayGamer99 and he fixes my steering ability, however I ask him to leave the Smart Steering off cuz i'm a good driver and can drift well. Seeing the scepter in your hands, I ask for it nicely, which you give to me. I take the keys that were in the handle and give it back to him, before heading out to my race.
 
I am racing my Kart and say “wazzup Jonster?” You look at me with utter shock and horror and start tossing everything you have like a baby. The steering wheel! The brakes! The Bumpers! The Horn! The Scepter! Your Arms! Your Legs! Your Head! Your Soul! (Somehow). Now you are dismembered on the rainbow road floor, and I have the Scepter and I am glad that The Jonster’s ways have alas come to an end.
 
I was holding a thunderbolt when i tossed everything out, shrinking everyone including Greengoop. As a result I was able to revive and take my scepter back before he returns to normal and squashed him with my new kart before finishing the race in first, as usual. Then I head out to do some exploring in the Bog of Murk with Globox.
 
I respawn in my suspiciously square green bed at the bog of murk, and see Jonster in the bathroom of my house!

Greengoop- “Hey! Get out of my house!”
The Jonster- “Nobody was there! Stay at your house next time if you don’t want this to happen!”
Greengoop - “ :boon: ”

I then get a shotgun and hold it at his head. I demand everything he owns, including the Scepter, or I’ll pull the trigger. He says no so I just kill him, oh well! The Scepter is mine!
 
The Jonster whacks the shotgun out of Greengoop's hand before he can pull the trigger. Then he uses the Scepter to smash Greengoop's head on the toilet he was standing in front of. Jonster then moves the dead body into Begoniax's toad potion so he can be useful to someone that wasn't him. Jonster gives the scepter to Begoniax to keep the secret.
 
The toad potion revives me somehow! Begoniax is so happy that something good has come of her that she gives me the Scepter, and I go back to relax in my house again.
 
You look out of a window and see me falling from the sky and landing right in front of your house! I knock on your door and explain to him that I was taking a Teensy Highway to the Desert of Dijiridoos, but I guess I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up here. I ask to use the scepter to get back on my way, but of course you refuse and bring out the shotgun you had for Jonster earlier. Just as you pull the trigger, I jam it with bubblegum, causing it to misfire and send you flying into a pool of piranhas. I take the scepter that you dropped and teleport away to the Desert of Dijiridoos.
 
You fool, the burds still haven't forgotten the rumor I spread about you, qnd this time, they're armed! They pull out multiple different firearms, all modified for bird use, and aim them directly at you! You try stuffing bubblegum in them, but that causes them to all misfire and explode, with you caught directly in the middle of it, blasting you away! One of the remaining birds picks up the scepter you dropped on the floor, and delivers it to me, where im sleeping on a hammock.
 
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