Corrupt a wish!

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but youre stuck on your phone everytime you go outside

I wish craft suplies didnt cost any money!

[Greengoop]

Granted, you buy so many that your house is full to pieces and you don’t have any space. All for the crafts I guess

I wish I had more interest in Sonic.

[EdgyRabbid]

granted.. but youre the worst type of sonic fan!

I wish i had a macbook!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s a book only featuring rain coats and Mac and cheese

I wish my house teleported between different countries every day.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but youre immdtially arrested.

I wish school had finished already.

[Greengoop]

Granted, it finishes forever and you miss out on some crucial education!

I wish Rayman 3 HD had the same scoring system.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but you dont get tings.

I wish math wasnt needed in school.

[Greengoop]

Granted but now it’s somehow required for every day life.

I wish tings were real!

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but theyre usless

I wish i didnt have same face syndrome in my art..

[Greengoop]

Granted, but now they look unrecognisable to the character they are supposed to be!

I wish I had more time to do what I liked this evening.

[EdgyRabbid]

granted but its all you can do for the rest of your life

I wish my tings were doubled!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the distance between ranks is quintupled.

I wish error intervals homework didn’t take so much time.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted! But your dog chews your homework after!

I wish i had more ideas for kandi

[Greengoop]

Granted, but all of them involve glazing Greengoop

I wish I could glaze + antispiral

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted! but everyone hates you!

I wish greengoop would stop forgetting to reply to me in off topic!!!!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but we have to strike a conversation with everyone who has a toilet or tinky winky rank there.

I wish I got question 6 of my maths homework.

[EdgyRabbid]

GRanted, but its the only question you know.

I wish my mom was nicer

[Greengoop]

Granted, but only to your other siblings, she now has also bought a fine pair of jumper cables just for you.

I wish I could fight back against the jumper cables in the garage.

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but now you two are in an unhappy marriage.

I wish my room was more Y2K..

[Greengoop]

Granted, your room is a time warp to the year 2000! And it’ll only take you to North Korea, sadly.

I wish I could live a day in every year from 1950.