Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Then the secret student council that actually runs everything would make you... Dissapear, so that they could putnone of their own members in instead!

What if everything started tasting like chicken?
 
Then you’d see a mothership appear in the sky and you’d never go outside again!

What if I lived in a remote mountain range?
 
Ithasmore said:
What if everything started tasting like chicken?
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Then our lives would become a series of reruns on a not very funny sitcom.

EdgeRabbit said:
What if i wasnt bi?
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Then you'd start being attracted to household objects!

Greengoop said:
What if shops never closed down?
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Then their workers would never get a lunch break and would thus quit their jobs.

EdgeRabbit said:
What if i ate plastic?
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Then you wouldn't be very eco-friendly.

What if eating walls became a pastime?
 
Then you'd feast on popsicles because everything there is frozen.

Why am I so hungry when it's barely 8:30AM?
 
Because their growth on trees make it required for them so they don’t die immediately after coming into existence!

How do I visit Novaya Zemyla?
 
Down the rusted waterslide

If video games make kids violent, why are they so easy to beat the shit out of?
 
Because they haven’t had a chance to play Mortal Kombat yet!

What if I undertook 100 instruments at once, and played them each for 5 minutes a day?
 
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