Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[EdgyRabbid]

Im not sure. I dont know the rest of the song...

What if i got into the student council?

[Giant Chicken]

Then the secret student council that actually runs everything would make you... Dissapear, so that they could putnone of their own members in instead!

What if everything started tasting like chicken?

[EdgyRabbid]

Then everything would get super boring!

What if i went outside for once?

[Greengoop]

Then you’d see a mothership appear in the sky and you’d never go outside again!

What if I lived in a remote mountain range?

[EdgyRabbid]

Youd be straved of human contect!

What if i wasnt bi?

[Greengoop]

Then you would be hye instead!

What if shops never closed down?

[EdgyRabbid]

The world would be a better place.

What if i ate plastic?

[RayGamer99]

What if everything started tasting like chicken?

Then our lives would become a series of reruns on a not very funny sitcom.

What if i wasnt bi?

Then you'd start being attracted to household objects!

What if shops never closed down?

Then their workers would never get a lunch break and would thus quit their jobs.

What if i ate plastic?

Then you wouldn't be very eco-friendly.

What if eating walls became a pastime?

[EdgyRabbid]

Then you'd start being attracted to household objects!

(who said i wasnt?)

What if eating walls became a pastime?

A lot of people would be in the ER

What if flew in the air?

[Greengoop]

Then everyone would get very ill!

What if I moved to Svalbard?

[Pirez]

Then you'd feast on popsicles because everything there is frozen.

Why am I so hungry when it's barely 8:30AM?

[DaveRattlehead]

Because the stew wasn't awesome.

Why did I move here?

[EdgyRabbid]

To be closer to the muffin man!

Why did my Kandi break..

[Greengoop]

Because you didn’t break it a week’s prior yourself!

Why are iPod Shuffle 2nd Generations so cheap?

[RayGamer99]

Because they're made of paper and cardboard, some of the cheapest materials around!

Why do pigs fly?

[Greengoop]

Because their growth on trees make it required for them so they don’t die immediately after coming into existence!

How do I visit Novaya Zemyla?

[Indy]

Down the rusted waterslide

If video games make kids violent, why are they so easy to beat the shit out of?

[Greengoop]

Because they haven’t had a chance to play Mortal Kombat yet!

What if I undertook 100 instruments at once, and played them each for 5 minutes a day?