The ‘tfw’ topic

tfw it's so warm that you just feel really uncomfortable and disgusting, but there is literally no air at all in your room.
 
Tfw you lost the first round of bowling and came second to last on the second round, but at least you had fun changing all the names! :hap:
 
Changing all the names? So you manipulated the names so you would come in first instead? :o

(I don’t bowl very much so excuse me if I read that wrong)
 
tfw your kettle's swivelling base is (invisibly) arcing so much that you can actually smell burning when you lift up the kettle to pour out water :boon:
 
Tfw you reach a quiet area and say something embarrassing and someone randomly shows up behind you.
 
TFW you have nothing to do in class so you create a tumblr blog just to make aesthetic pfps for a show no one cares about
 
tfw you arrive at your desk on a Monday morning and find a dead mosquito (or some other insect) sitting on your laptop with its proboscis probing the surface :paranormal:
 
Tfw you have to check the etymology of proboscis and probe because you've only just realised they sound similar...
 
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