There wasn't anything else to eat, and I was starving!
Why did you throw me into the sewers?
Make an Excuse Game
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RayGamer99
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Greengoop
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
Because I wanted to test if the sewage system was working, and I left my toilet paper at home!
Why were you listening to Acoustic Black Metal earlier?
Why were you listening to Acoustic Black Metal earlier?
Re: Make an Excuse Game
Because I'd had enough of Digital White Plastic
Why did you create multiple accounts on Pirate Community?!
Why did you create multiple accounts on Pirate Community?!
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Greengoop
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
Because I’m the only pirate here, and I decided there weren’t enough of me to call it a community!
Why did you invite me to your wedding?
Why did you invite me to your wedding?
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RayGamer99
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
What wedding? 
Why were you 3 hours late to work today?
Why were you 3 hours late to work today?
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RaypersonNikol
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
Because I needed to fix Levnises.
Why didn't you meet me at the coffee shop earlier?
Why didn't you meet me at the coffee shop earlier?
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Giant Chicken
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
I was too busy harvesting coffee beans for my coffee shop business!
Why were you trying to take my wallet?
Why were you trying to take my wallet?
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RaypersonNikol
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
Because I needed to buy more parts for my backpack arms.
Why did you take the Monado?
Why did you take the Monado?
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Greengoop
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
Because I was looking for a sword to cut down the cave spikes in skyward sword, and didn’t know of the practice sword’s existence! 
Why aren’t you playing Hollow Knight Silksong?
Why aren’t you playing Hollow Knight Silksong?
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Giant Chicken
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
Because I'm too scared that I'll never stop playing it!
Why did you stay up all night?
Why did you stay up all night?
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RaypersonNikol
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
Because I was busy playing Xenoblade Chronicles 3: Future Redeemed, I was attempting a speedrun!
Why did you forget to turn off the oven?
Why did you forget to turn off the oven?
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Greengoop
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
Because I thought ovens couldn’t turn off!
Why did you rhyme the word rhyme with rhyme?
Why did you rhyme the word rhyme with rhyme?
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RaypersonNikol
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
Because it sounded funny!
Why did you eat all of my ramen noodles?
Why did you eat all of my ramen noodles?
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DaveRattlehead
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
Because you're a newbie.
Why am I posting at 2:30 a.m.?
Why am I posting at 2:30 a.m.?
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RaypersonNikol
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
Because you think having a bed time does not affect you.
Why did you call me a newbie...
Why did you call me a newbie...
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Giant Chicken
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
Because I have terrible vision, and misread RaypersonNikol as Raynewbienikol!
Why do you have an uneven number of tings?
Why do you have an uneven number of tings?
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RaypersonNikol
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
Because no one donates, or maybe I don't post much, so... who knows.
Also why is your Tings OVER 9000?! (totally didn't just do a meme)
Also why is your Tings OVER 9000?! (totally didn't just do a meme)
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Giant Chicken
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
Because I had to beat Vegeta somehow.
Why did my bikes front tire pop?
Why did my bikes front tire pop?
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RaypersonNikol
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Re: Make an Excuse Game
Because it couldn't handle the pothole!
Why did you beat Vegeta?
Why did you beat Vegeta?