RayGamer99 Messages 1,922 Tings 43,765 Sep 14, 2025 #201 There wasn't anything else to eat, and I was starving! Why did you throw me into the sewers?
Greengoop Messages 19,390 Tings 76,030 Sep 14, 2025 #202 Because I wanted to test if the sewage system was working, and I left my toilet paper at home! Why were you listening to Acoustic Black Metal earlier?
Because I wanted to test if the sewage system was working, and I left my toilet paper at home! Why were you listening to Acoustic Black Metal earlier?
Hugo Messages 447 Tings 6,355 Sep 14, 2025 #203 Because I'd had enough of Digital White Plastic Why did you create multiple accounts on Pirate Community?!
Because I'd had enough of Digital White Plastic Why did you create multiple accounts on Pirate Community?!
Greengoop Messages 19,390 Tings 76,030 Sep 14, 2025 #204 Because I’m the only pirate here, and I decided there weren’t enough of me to call it a community! Why did you invite me to your wedding?
Because I’m the only pirate here, and I decided there weren’t enough of me to call it a community! Why did you invite me to your wedding?
RayGamer99 Messages 1,922 Tings 43,765 Sep 14, 2025 #205 What wedding? Why were you 3 hours late to work today?
RaypersonNikol Messages 504 Tings 3,993 Sep 17, 2025 #206 Because I needed to fix Levnises. Why didn't you meet me at the coffee shop earlier?
Giant Chicken Messages 1,767 Tings 28,825 Sep 17, 2025 #207 I was too busy harvesting coffee beans for my coffee shop business! Why were you trying to take my wallet?
I was too busy harvesting coffee beans for my coffee shop business! Why were you trying to take my wallet?
RaypersonNikol Messages 504 Tings 3,993 Sep 17, 2025 #208 Because I needed to buy more parts for my backpack arms. Why did you take the Monado?
Greengoop Messages 19,390 Tings 76,030 Sep 17, 2025 #209 Because I was looking for a sword to cut down the cave spikes in skyward sword, and didn’t know of the practice sword’s existence! Why aren’t you playing Hollow Knight Silksong?
Because I was looking for a sword to cut down the cave spikes in skyward sword, and didn’t know of the practice sword’s existence! Why aren’t you playing Hollow Knight Silksong?
Giant Chicken Messages 1,767 Tings 28,825 Sep 17, 2025 #210 Because I'm too scared that I'll never stop playing it! Why did you stay up all night?
RaypersonNikol Messages 504 Tings 3,993 Sep 17, 2025 #211 Because I was busy playing Xenoblade Chronicles 3: Future Redeemed, I was attempting a speedrun! Why did you forget to turn off the oven?
Because I was busy playing Xenoblade Chronicles 3: Future Redeemed, I was attempting a speedrun! Why did you forget to turn off the oven?
Greengoop Messages 19,390 Tings 76,030 Sep 18, 2025 #212 Because I thought ovens couldn’t turn off! Why did you rhyme the word rhyme with rhyme?
RaypersonNikol Messages 504 Tings 3,993 Sep 24, 2025 #213 Because it sounded funny! Why did you eat all of my ramen noodles?
DaveRattlehead Global moderator Messages 4,718 Tings 68,998 Sep 24, 2025 #214 Because you're a newbie. Why am I posting at 2:30 a.m.?
RaypersonNikol Messages 504 Tings 3,993 Sep 24, 2025 #215 Because you think having a bed time does not affect you. Why did you call me a newbie...
Giant Chicken Messages 1,767 Tings 28,825 Sep 24, 2025 #216 Because I have terrible vision, and misread RaypersonNikol as Raynewbienikol! Why do you have an uneven number of tings?
Because I have terrible vision, and misread RaypersonNikol as Raynewbienikol! Why do you have an uneven number of tings?
RaypersonNikol Messages 504 Tings 3,993 Sep 24, 2025 #217 Because no one donates, or maybe I don't post much, so... who knows. Also why is your Tings OVER 9000?! (totally didn't just do a meme)
Because no one donates, or maybe I don't post much, so... who knows. Also why is your Tings OVER 9000?! (totally didn't just do a meme)
Giant Chicken Messages 1,767 Tings 28,825 Sep 24, 2025 #218 Because I had to beat Vegeta somehow. Why did my bikes front tire pop?
RaypersonNikol Messages 504 Tings 3,993 Oct 12, 2025 #219 Because it couldn't handle the pothole! Why did you beat Vegeta?