itd b gr8 2 hv a gd laugh
thx cyber-choc
(your online (tooth rotting) companion)
p.s. please ignore that last bit
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cyber-choc
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Hey guys if uve got any gd jks then plz post them here
itd b gr8 2 hv a gd laugh
thx cyber-choc
(your online (tooth rotting) companion)
p.s. please ignore that last bit
itd b gr8 2 hv a gd laugh
thx cyber-choc
(your online (tooth rotting) companion)
p.s. please ignore that last bit
Re: JOKES LOL
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge
said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "No I didn't. I said she is fuckin' Goofy."
said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "No I didn't. I said she is fuckin' Goofy."
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cyber-choc
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Re: JOKES LOL
eccellent joke
i love it
i love it
Joke Topic
Do you know any jokes? tell us
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Re: joke topic
knock, knock
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spiraldoor
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Who’s there.
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me xD
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a classic joke:
<A preacher is buying a parrot.
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
"Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.
"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."
"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"
"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.>
<A preacher is buying a parrot.
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
"Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.
"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."
"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"
"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.>
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Cairnie
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Re: Joke Topic
Q: what's the difference between Cheryl Cole and the Icelandic volcano?
A: the volcano is still blowing Ash.
A: the volcano is still blowing Ash.
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Jewish Candy
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Oooh, DAO-TEEE!!! 
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hehe
<A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking.
Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.
The guy says, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular."
The bartender says "Prove it."
The guyy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation. "That's incredible!" says the bartender. "I would never have believed it!" "Yeah", said the guy, "I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it.
By the way, where is the men's room?" The bartender directs him to the men's room.
The guy goes in and 5, 10, 15,... minutes go by and he doesn't return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room to check on the guy.
The guy is spread-eagled up against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt.
"Oh my god!" said the bartender. "Did they rob you? Are you hurt?"
The guy turns and says: "No, no, I'm okay. I'm just waiting for a fax.">
<A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking.
Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.
The guy says, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular."
The bartender says "Prove it."
The guyy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation. "That's incredible!" says the bartender. "I would never have believed it!" "Yeah", said the guy, "I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it.
By the way, where is the men's room?" The bartender directs him to the men's room.
The guy goes in and 5, 10, 15,... minutes go by and he doesn't return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room to check on the guy.
The guy is spread-eagled up against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt.
"Oh my god!" said the bartender. "Did they rob you? Are you hurt?"
The guy turns and says: "No, no, I'm okay. I'm just waiting for a fax.">
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Re: Joke Topic
A blond women is go to the Electro-shop. He said:
- Women: I need this TV.
- Seller: We do not serve blond womens.
Next, day, the blond women pulls a brown wig and go to the Electro-shop again.
- Women: I need this TV.
- Seller: We do not serve blond womens.
- Women: From where knew that I am blond?
- Seller: From there, that somebody else does not mix TV with the microwave oven!
- Women: I need this TV.
- Seller: We do not serve blond womens.
Next, day, the blond women pulls a brown wig and go to the Electro-shop again.
- Women: I need this TV.
- Seller: We do not serve blond womens.
- Women: From where knew that I am blond?
- Seller: From there, that somebody else does not mix TV with the microwave oven!
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coolRayrobi97HUN wrote:A blond women is go to the Electro-shop. He said:
- Women: I need this TV.
- Seller: We do not serve blond womens.
Next, day, the blond women pulls a brown wig and go to the Electro-shop again.
- Women: I need this TV.
- Seller: We do not serve blond womens.
- Women: From where knew that I am blond?
- Seller: From there, that somebody else does not mix TV with the microwave oven!
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Thanks.Danonanobadray327 wrote:coolRayrobi97HUN wrote:A blond women is go to the Electro-shop. He said:
- Women: I need this TV.
- Seller: We do not serve blond womens.
Next, day, the blond women pulls a brown wig and go to the Electro-shop again.
- Women: I need this TV.
- Seller: We do not serve blond womens.
- Women: From where knew that I am blond?
- Seller: From there, that somebody else does not mix TV with the microwave oven!
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PowerPatrick
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Congratz, you've won a dishonest prize:
But beware, you need to be careful, son:
And a baby seal just walked into a club.
But beware, you need to be careful, son:
And a baby seal just walked into a club.
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ParadoxJuice
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The first four posts here were hilarious. I was in tears.
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cool, tell us a jokeParadoxJuice wrote:The first four posts here were hilarious. I was in tears.
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spiraldoor
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Lol, lol et relol.StaceyW wrote:Q: what's the difference between Cheryl Cole and the Icelandic volcano?
A: the volcano is still blowing Ash.
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well, a bad joke:
< a man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a dog on a leash.
He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but notice that your dog really seemed to be enjoying the movie.
"He cried at the right spots, he moved nervously in his seat at the boring parts, but most of all, he laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Don't you find it strange?"
"yeah!," she replied, "I found it very strange. He hated the book!">
< a man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a dog on a leash.
He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but notice that your dog really seemed to be enjoying the movie.
"He cried at the right spots, he moved nervously in his seat at the boring parts, but most of all, he laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Don't you find it strange?"
"yeah!," she replied, "I found it very strange. He hated the book!">