Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[El Dango]

Mortar begins with M.

Why do your mouse come home?

[Holy Crap]

they don't.

what qustion should i ask?

[stan423321]

Well, what question should you ask?! That's a good question, don't you think? So ask it.

Why there is no Thermonuclear Weapon in Rayman M fights?

[Holy Crap]

it's not g-rated enough.
what's a fish?

[stan423321]

Fish is a kind of meat made first time by pope for feeding catholics, who (maybe you know) don't eat typical meat on Fridays.

What's the difference between snake and Steve Snake?

[Holy Crap]

snakes are awesome.
what's up?

[El Dango]

That's up!

Why is that up?

[stan423321]

Because it is down.

Why do people prefer Gens over the Kega Fusion?
(Well, sorry if it hasn't got good grammar... I don't speak English very well.)

[FAB]

Because that's freakin life.

Why does orange juice make me thirstier?

[Holy Crap]

because you're extremeley unfortunate.
why is orange juice so awesome?

[El Dango]

Because McDonals is a country.

Why is car not a fruit?

[stan423321]

Cause if it is a fruit, it should be on tree. How huge tree?!

Why there is no big FPS with Rayman?

[Holy Crap]

because rayman has no guns.
what's my name?

[stan423321]

It is small compilation of letters.

What do you think about tenses?

[Holy Crap]

they are rather tense.
what's the meaning of life?

[El Dango]

Icecream

Why is icecream the meaning of life?

[Holy Crap]

because ice cream rocks!
why so?

[El Dango]

Because ice cream tastes good!

Should we stop talking about ice cream?

[Holy Crap]

no.
why is ice cream so delicious?

[Limely]

Because it contains many unhealthy things. : D

Why can I never find a matching pair of socks?