Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Because there's little plants growing under our skin, just waiting for the right day to break trough. When you itch, the day is close.

Wouldn't tea make Razorbeard rust?
 
It would. That's why he got all cranky, and tried to take over the world.

How do we know that we all see the same colors?
 
If we didn't, the number of people who have died from crossing streets while the red man is shining would be much higher.

What should I decorate my new sig with? D:
 
Because stripes are (c) to zebras.

If stripes are (c) to the zebras, wouldn't that make tigers copyright-infringers?
 
yes, but if the zebras make a lawsuit they'll get eaten.
why do we need these emoticons ( :!: :?: )when we can just typ this.( ! ? )
 
Because you like to make people downloading bigger bunch of data.

Why nobody proposed Limely to decorate signature with ice cream?
 
Because ice cream is actually a toxic substance created by the bunnies to distract us while they take over Rayman's world.

Why doesn't poo smell nice?
 
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