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Love.

Why are people trying to save Great White sharks, when they kill a lot of people? (damn hippies. I like sharks, but if one is attacking you, stick bamboo up it's nose and get the hell out of there, don't let it bite parts off of you and spit ya out. :destroy: )
 
Because if that Shark dies, whatever is up on the foodchain will die out and whatever is below will overpopulate.

Why do Jim Carrey movies make me jittery and caffeine doesn't?
 
Because Jim Carrey is just plain hilarious. (but he's a lot better when he's playing a serious character. Remember the Truman Show?)

When are the Extenze commercials going to end?
 
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