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Hunchman801 said:
The Almighty Lime? Are there special privileges for believers?
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You get to worship me! What more do you need? I also don't give any false promises about eternal life in some ridiculous paradise, like certain other gods. :mefiant: When you die, you're dead. But you do get to join our divine quest to conquer Jerusalem and find me a decent sunbathing spot there.

By the way, I don't want it to be the Church of Lime, I want it to be the Temple of Lime. :confus:

Holy Crap said:
Zay-el said:
Holy Crap said:
*bows to limely*
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Thou shall become an acolyte of Lime. In time, with great faith, and if the Goddess wishes so as well, you shall advance into becoming a priest. Spread the belief of the Lime, my child!
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I spread the word! :up: http://thecornypaper.freehostia.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=29&p=1157#p1157
and if they refuse i'll beat them with a stick! :twisted:
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For your hard work, Acolyte Holy Crap, you shall be rewarded. *bestows breadcrumbs and leftover-strawberries from today's work upon HC*
Maybe you can also move forward on your path to enlightenment, but that is High Priest Zay-El's decision to make because I am to godly to bother with hard decisions like that. :sad:
 
Matyuv said:
The Great Flying Poo owns it hard tbh.
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NO! The great flying poo can suck the lime's......wait, no it can't, nevermind. :oops2:
*eats breadcrumbs* thanks master. i'll change my sig soon.
 
Limely said:
You get to worship me! What more do you need? I also don't give any false promises about eternal life in some ridiculous paradise, like certain other gods. :mefiant: When you die, you're dead. But you do get to join our divine quest to conquer Jerusalem and find me a decent sunbathing spot there. d:
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I'd rather be my own god then :angel:
 
Ah. Well, I do watch it on TV...
Live.. well, mostly the local football matches, like the school ones. ^^
 
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