The wishing and granting game

[El Dango]

Wish granted.

I wish for 5000000 more wishes.

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but they can only be wishes that make something bad happen to you.

I wish for a sticker.

[El Dango]

Wish granted, but it's in your ass.

I wish for phower!!!

[Shawn]

Wish granted, you have the useless "phower"

I wish people would double check their posts. >_>

[Holy Crap]

Wish granted, but now we're all monkeys, so it won't help.
i wish there was a shrug emoticon.

[El Dango]

(SHRUG) <- That's all you're getting. Wush Grunted.

I wish Mr. Dark would understand my jokes. -_-

[Serza5]

wish granted but now we dont understand them

i wish you made sense

[El Dango]

Dejavu.
Wish granted, i allways makes sense...

I wish for a pair of underpants.

[Serza5]

wish granted but their very smelly

i wish i could spell

[El Dango]

Wizh granthed, butt njow i can'tt.

I wizh 4 a gun.

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but there aren't any bullets.

I wish for a chocolate muffin.

[Holy Crap]

Granted, but the original owner is coming for you.
i wish this computer was faster.

[El Dango]

Wish granted, but v inow i typpe too fast...

I wish i type slowerr.

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but you're too slow to post before someone else does, making all conversations confusing.

I wish for immunity from the cold feeling you get in your chest from eating pop sickles too fast.

[Holy Crap]

Granted but you are now very sensitive to heat. i do hope you enjoy your new melting point of 20 degrees celsius.
i wish for more moniez.

[stan423321]

Moniu! Moniu kochana! Idź do świętego śmiecia!

Wish granted. Monia is going to you.

I wish for title of book on Allegro library.

[Shawn]

Wish denied, for your wish makes little sense to me.

I wish I could have my five dollars back from buying that game.

[stan423321]

Wish granted. I'll give you'em when you'll give me 5€.

I wish for link to good GB emulator.

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but it's only good, not great. And if it was great, you would be able to screen capture, but since it's only good, you cant.

I wish for my head ache to go away.

[Serza5]

wish granted but now your foot hurts

i wish i could sleep