Third edition of the posts in a day record

[Matyuv]

Yeah, listen to the real man!

[Xenon]

Did you guys read my last message? I think not.

[Shawn]

Your body isn't able to? Pff, every man's body can accomplish this. Unless you're part women.........

[Matyuv]

Or 100% gay.

[Xenon]

But I am not a woman and not gay
I need teaching FAST.

[Shawn]

Drink-some-soda.

[Matyuv]

Maybe you can find a step-by-step tutorial on Youtube.

[Limely]

Yes, but I'm talking about the trick people do with their throats to make them burp.

I can do that.
I don't do it often though, since I'm a girl and girls don't do that.

[Shawn]

Girls can actually burp louder than guys on some occasions. Better lugies too.

[Xenon]

Now I feel really bad, a girl can do it too!
@ Matyuv:I'd rather get taught by a human than a Youtuber

[Shawn]

I'm afraid no one really has a major in teaching something like that.

[Xenon]

At least it means I have good table manners

[Shawn]

My message was too short and needs to be longer in the future, otherwise Xenon will be removing Tings!

[Xenon]

I agree with you Shawn. Good to know you're trying to make longer messages.

[Shawn]

Aw shucks. T.T That's embarrassing.

[Limely]

At least it means I have good table manners

Very good for you. I can honestly say that I find people burping by the table utterly disgusting. It's okay when it's just a tiny one you can't hold back, but when you unleash a big one...

What the hell are we discussing?

[Shawn]

I never burp at the table. Only in inappropriate places.

[Hunchman801]

I only burp after drinking a lot of beer with friends, if there's no interesting girl around

[Shawn]

You must have alcoholic problems, am I right?

[Cairnie]

He's French, what do ya expect?

Gawd I burp when I drink anything, and by anything I mean water rather than fizzy stuff which I can't drink anyway.