You know you suck at Rayman when...

You suck at Rayman when his shoe runs away.

He does that many times in Rayman 3 :P

You know you suck at Rayman when you go in the sanctuary of rock and lava and foutch is smoking a sigar :mrgreen;
 
...when the Rayman CD run away when you near it.

...when you loose/win becuase you have choose "I take the money" 1 000 000 times at the ending of Cave of Bad Dreams in Rayman 2.

...when you are afrid of red lums.

...when red red lums kill you.

...when you get minus points by a green gem.
 
You know u suck at rayman when...

... Rayman punches your computer screen instead of the bad guy

... Uglette middle finger's you for returning the globox kids

... Ly self destructs and kills you

... Mr Dark pushes you off a cliff "by accident"

... Your CD explodes in the computer CD holder

... a message appears saying "F*** YOU!"

... Razorbeard pushes the disc out of the computer
 
You know you suck at Rayman when...

...You don't know the way out from the prison in Rayman 2.
...You don't know which plumjucie container Globlox is hiding.
...You think you are playing as Globox in Rayman 3.
...You think you are playing as Globox in Rayman 2...

You know you owns at Rayman when (I don't whant to start a new topic...)...

...You kill Reflux with a plum.
...You manged to aviod MrDarks spells! B)
...You kill all Hoodlums with a kick!
 
... you see a ? instead of ! at the exit sign.
... you get -1 UP cup you takes a Rayman cup.
... you think Globox is a boss.
... you think Rayman is a boss!
 
...Rayman drown in the water, becuase he don't can swim.
...You need a map to find the Goal in the first level.
...You also need a compass.
...Murfy drops Rayman at a refuse dump.
 
... the grolgoth squashes you instead of falling

... rayman punches himself when his fist comes back

... a hoodlum toches rayman and rayman dies and it says "GAME OVER SUCKER!"

... the game over sign in rayman 3 says "Disc will self descuct in 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... BOOOOOOM!"
 
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