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[Mountain Goat]

So I do.....
I'm just thinking over the sort, maybe I take Vanilla-Rapsberry.

[Acarr]

Once I was at a sleep-over and I got dared to drink a pint of herbal tea. URRG!!!

[Mountain Goat]

Naah, I like herbal tea. I don't drink it so often, but it tasts not bad,

[Xenon]

I like Ice Tea and normal tea, but I'm not sure if I've ever tasted herbal tea.

[Mountain Goat]

Ice Tea tasts genial. I don't drink so often, but when I drink it, it tasts super.

[El Dango]

I was going to post a Nestea image now, but i'm too lazy.

[Acarr]

Don't worry, I'm always around It sometimes happens that I'm out with friends for several days, but you can count on the moderating team to watch after you all It's true that I'm less active during weekends and holidays, but I'm out all the time xD Anyway, I'll always be here to pay, post and develop for PC

But, say you suddenly get hit by a truck and go into a coma?

[Hunchman801]

Hey, and what's about the biggest spammer gets the Toilet-Rank I posted?

We already have a toilet rank and a teletubby rank for spammers

But, say you suddenly get hit by a truck and go into a coma?

Romano will be here to take care of PC

[Holy Crap]

So Hunch, any thoughts on the ideas I posted for getting special ranks?

[Mountain Goat]

@Hunch: Sorry, I forgot.
@Holy: Yeah, hope Hunch will looking at your ideas.

[Holy Crap]

So do I, becuause if he uses either of them I get a special rank. Clever, yes?

[Hunchman801]

I don't think it's a good idea for the top ten posters, but it would be cool for the top five posters on record day. What about the winners of the Teensies' Quiz too?

[Xenon]

Sounds like a good idea, as long as it's only temporary.

[spiraldoor]

Hunchman801: Hello, Spiral.

Spiraldoor: Who are you?

Hunchman801: I am the Admin. I created the Rayman Pirate-Community. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and though the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.

Spiraldoor: Why am I here?

Hunchman801: Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Rayman Pirate-Community. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which, despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably... here.

Spiraldoor: You haven't answered my question.

Hunchman801: Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

TV Spiraldoors: Others? How many others? What others? Answer my question!

Hunchman801: The Pirate-Community is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the 6th version.

TV Spiraldoors: 5 `One's before me? 4 3 2 What are you talking about?

Spiraldoor: There are only two possible explanations, either no one told me, or no one knows.

Hunchman801: Precisely. As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly is systemic - creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations.

TV Spiraldoors: You can't control me! I'm gonna smash you to bits! I'll fuckin' kill you!

Spiraldoor: Choice. The problem is choice.

Hunchman801: The first Pirate-Community I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art - flawless, sublime. A triumph equalled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being. Thus, I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus the answer was stumbled upon by another - an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the Pirate-Community, he would undoubtedly be its mother.

Spiraldoor: Romano.

Hunchman801: Please. As I was saying, he stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99% of all test subjects accepted the program, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probablility of disaster.

Spiraldoor: This is about RaymanZone.

Hunchman801: You are here because RayanZone is about to be destroyed - its every living inhabitant terminated, its entire existence eradicated.

Spiraldoor: Bullshit.

TV Spiraldoors: Bullshit!

Hunchman801: Denial is the most predictable of all human responses, but rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

[Acarr]

Confusing.

[Hunchman801]

Nice Matrix adaptation, but something is disturbing me: since when have I had a child with Romano? O__o

[Serza5]

Isn't Romano a boy?

[Acarr]

*laughs*

[Hunchman801]

Yes he is. And anyway, he only joined PC in 2005

[Xenon]

And how can anyone parent a forum?