NO! DON'T DO IT! I HAVE A WIFE AND 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kids!
He wasn't really born in Bethlehem, you know. That part was added to the evangelium simply because the prophets had foreseen that the Messiah would be born in the city of David, Bethlehem.