Ok...
So, I'm at Taekwondo class. I'm in the waiting room, waiting for the beginners class to finish. Then this giant rabbid with a metal hat (Serguei) came in and said, "I'm looking for Rayman, have you seen him?" So my friend Jade said, "Who the hell are you? andt he rabbid says, "I'm..."
But I interupted him. I said something like, "I'm sorry but 1: I know who you are, you're the main antagonist in a computer game. 2: We have not seen who you're looking for, and we wouldn't be likely to say if we had. and 3: You're scaring Jaden."
(Jaden is a six-year-old boy at Taekwondo.)
So Serguei said, " I'm in a computer game?" and I said, "Yes. Now please go away 'cos it's hardly likely this Rayman guy does Taekwondo"
Some time later...
Dan: You handled that well.
Me: Hey, it's a dream. Anything can happen.
And I woke up.
I defy anyone to top that.