You know you suck at Rayman when...

I take over while Murphy has some braces fitted.

Murphy has to save the day.
 
When rayman watches 'Just for Laughs' instead of fighting Mr. Stone.

(Why does it have to be about Reflux ALL THE TIME?)
 
Murfy has to beat the game, overshadowing Rayman forever. He has to live on the street, showing people his powers for food.

Murfy's got a gun. (Or is that good?)
 
Murphy tries to shoot you.

Y.K.Y.S.A.R.W...Serza5s' "Hamish" has to save the day.
 
...The Knaarens has to save the day.
...Murfy has to save the Knaarens.
...The Zombie Chickens has to save Murfy.
...A electoon has to save the Zombie Chickens.
...Razoff has to save the electoon.

...You can't find Rayman's hands in Rayman 2.
 
...You don't find any yellow lum.
...You don't find any red lum.
...You don't find any black lum.
...You think Rayman is a FPS game and Rayman is the gun.
...You think Rayman is a Harry potter game and you nedd to learn some spells.
 
Rayman turns all the Black Lums into strippers.
The Power of the Leptys is to strip to make the Black Lums strip.
Reflux harnesses the Power of the Leptys, giving him a gigantic-well, you know what. He fires lazers from it. :fou:


All the strippers are men, btw...
 
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